4 definitions by Ted Worthington
by Ted Worthington July 30, 2005
A no talent having, slutty dressing country "singer" who has sold her soul to the devil to be popular. Songs are awful, mostly due to her writing most of them. Frequently uses a straining, whining tone while "singing".
When Shania Twain sings, it sounds like a cat is getting repeatedly hit by a tennis racket. But I'd still nail her.
by Ted Worthington October 8, 2005
by Ted Worthington August 4, 2005
When a guy grabs his nuts at the base and pulls them out and away from his body, thus creating a shape resembling a water tower.
by Ted Worthington October 8, 2005