5 definitions by TechnoHippie
A manner of notifying someone that they are about to attempt or have recently attempted and act which may endanger themselves or others. Usually applied to those who have no common-sense, limited intelligence, excessive enthusiasm and didn't file a Job Safety Assessment or Risk Assessment with their brains before attempting the act.
"Oi! Ya fuckwit! A u-turn over double lines in peak hour traffic at 100 km/h on a motorcycle is a bit fucking stupid! If ya failed I would have laughed me way through your fuckin' funeral!"
"Whaddya mean you tested how sharp the knife was with your hand? You fuckwit!"
"You cut your hand taking the seed out of an avocado? You fuckwit. You're so stupid you should be British." ref: 'avocado hand', a peculiar British ailment.
"Whaddya mean you tested how sharp the knife was with your hand? You fuckwit!"
"You cut your hand taking the seed out of an avocado? You fuckwit. You're so stupid you should be British." ref: 'avocado hand', a peculiar British ailment.
by TechnoHippie February 25, 2021
A body piercing on a male person, approximately at the pubic bone's most forward process.
The piercing is usually a larger subdermal or similar so that there is a 'mushroom head' or similar shape that makes contact with the clitoris during sexual intercourse positions where the male and female are face to face, and the males pubic bone makes contact with the female's clitoris.
Ineffective if the male does not shave his pubic region.
The piercing is usually a larger subdermal or similar so that there is a 'mushroom head' or similar shape that makes contact with the clitoris during sexual intercourse positions where the male and female are face to face, and the males pubic bone makes contact with the female's clitoris.
Ineffective if the male does not shave his pubic region.
by TechnoHippie April 15, 2016
The ability of a male or female to form their tongue, extended, into a "cup" or "spoon" formation to receive ejaculate (male or female).
The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.
NB. Polite protocol is to consume.
The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.
NB. Polite protocol is to consume.
"I stuck my tongue out, wriggled it and made a cum spoon and he soon filled it"
"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"
NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.
"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"
NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.
by TechnoHippie August 23, 2016
Someone does something for someone, in exchange for some sexual favour.
The 'something' is usually a trade or technical task.
The sexual favour is negotiable. i.e. lawn mowing = blowjob; installing new PC = a quick fuck; etc.
Usually energy exchange is proposed by MILFs and Matures when there is a budgetary issue, or they just want some semi-random fun and can save some money.
Some trades and techs may not accept the offer.
AKA "Furry Chequebook"/"Furry Checkbook".
The 'something' is usually a trade or technical task.
The sexual favour is negotiable. i.e. lawn mowing = blowjob; installing new PC = a quick fuck; etc.
Usually energy exchange is proposed by MILFs and Matures when there is a budgetary issue, or they just want some semi-random fun and can save some money.
Some trades and techs may not accept the offer.
AKA "Furry Chequebook"/"Furry Checkbook".
Tradie/Technician: Your quote for the project is $2000, Mrs Jones.
Mrs Jones: Can we do an energy exchange?
Tradie/Technician: Yes, but only for the labour component.
cue: Mrs Jones having her way with the tradie/technician, getting what she wants and the Tradie/Technician doing good work and getting off too; both parties enjoy good work and no strings attached mutual enjoyment. May result in callbacks for maintenance tasks.
Mrs Jones: Can we do an energy exchange?
Tradie/Technician: Yes, but only for the labour component.
cue: Mrs Jones having her way with the tradie/technician, getting what she wants and the Tradie/Technician doing good work and getting off too; both parties enjoy good work and no strings attached mutual enjoyment. May result in callbacks for maintenance tasks.
by TechnoHippie August 30, 2015
by TechnoHippie October 26, 2015