7 definitions by Te-Bud

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Abbreviation for Severe Case Of Dumb Ass
I think that guy suffers from SCODA...
#saleshole #typical #brainfart #wc #snafu
by Te-Bud July 10, 2008
(verb) to grabasstically throw together a pile of unrelated items in the vain hope that they will self-assemble into a working unit.
"Damn, he just WangHammed that Frankenbot together by banging his head on the config screen until something printed out..."
#evolutionary theory #hairy buffalo #mix and match #swag #sales rep
by Te-Bud June 18, 2008
(verb) to grabasstically throw together a pile of unrelated items in the vain hope that they will self-assemble into a working unit.
"Damn, he just WangHammed that Frankenbot together by banging his head on the config screen until something printed out..."
#evolutionary theory #hairy buffalo #mix and match #swag #sales rep
by Te-Bud June 18, 2008
Main Entry: es·ki·late
Pronunciation: \ˈes-kə-ˌlāt, ÷-kyə-\
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): es·ki·lat·ed; es·ki·lat·ing
Etymology: back-formation from Mr. and Mrs. Trollhagen
Date: 2009

intransitive verb
: to increase in extent, volume, number, amount, intensity, or scope regarding robotic software or Touchscreen applications

transitive verb
: expand 2

— es·ki·la·tion \ˌes-kə-ˈlā-shən, ÷-kyə-\ noun — es·ki·la·to·ry \ˈes-kə-lə-ˌtȯr-ē, ÷-kyə-\ adjective
<a little problem threatens to Eskilate into a huge ugly one>
#robot #product management #software #rtfm #swedish
by Te-Bud March 11, 2009
Decides But Can't Execute

Acronym for people who want something to happen but can't actually do it themselves. Making them reliant on a dwindling group of actual producers. Who are usually taken for granted...until they leave.
"Helm, lay in a course for Earth."

"Do it yourself."

"I don't know how."

"Then apparently you need me more than I need you. DBCE."
#management #mismanagement #direction by obfuscation #irrational #god-complex
by Te-Bud April 26, 2011
Not Even Worth Further Effort.

A descriptive tag, primarily for HR and training use, to describe those individuals who are too lazy, incompetent, or stupid to warrant further effort in retaining their services.
He fell asleep in the basic class after failing it twice? NEWFE.
#robot #training #incompetent #paccoastie #wtf
by Te-Bud March 11, 2009
Olaf Thinks It's Stupid
"Your use case? OTIS.

End of line."
#otis #stupid #programming #error #crazy
by Te-Bud April 13, 2011
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