8 definitions by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord

Coffee Huffer

Someone that refuses to drink coffee but annoyingly insists the love the smell.

Barista: Hi welcome! May I take your order?

Customer: Oh I don’t drink coffee! I just come for the smell, it’s wonderful!

Barista: Get out of here you Coffee Huffer swine!

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord March 31, 2018

Jackywompus

(jack-ee-womp-is)

A word to describe anything that is out of the ordinary not quite right or “wack”.

My sons girlfriend is jackywompus in bed... ohhh wait! My son is gay!

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord March 31, 2018

Roam

Roam- To aimlessly walk the halls during school while class is in session.

Often mixed up with loitering, one is only roaming If they are moving and not staying sedentary

Examples:
“I roam the halls of school during 3rd hour because I’m not trying to sit through my lecture.”

“Y’all wanna roam right now? There’s a sub.”

“I got my curve points taken away because roam every single day during History class.”

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord March 25, 2019

Reverse Mummy

Reverse Mummy(-ify)/v/: To use ones urine as a hose in the interest of uncovering excrement in an overflown toilet.

Ex 1: The porta-potty held great treasures; I executed a perfect Reverse Mummy and uncovered the lost marvel TootenKhamun!

Ex 2: Hey Helga, come over to the bathroom! I Reverse Mummified your spitting image!

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord September 10, 2020

She’s 18 years old somewhere

The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.

Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?

Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.

Chris Hanson: what the fuck?

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord June 30, 2018

Fleeted

To have your plans vetoed last minute by an individual with a wimpy excuse.

God damnit the band can’t play today because the guitarist says he hurt his wrist jerking off FLEETED AGAIN!

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord June 30, 2018

Scooby Don't

The act of spreading peanut butter over your genitalia in order to entice your dog to lick it off.

"Timmy I can see peanut butter all over your underwear! Don't tell me you've been doing Scooby Don't with Buster again."

"I've never heard anyone say Scooby Don't is legal... but I've never heard anyone say that it's illegal either."

"I swear I didn't mean for Spike to lick my nuts! It was an accidental case of Scooby Don't!

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord June 1, 2017