The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.
Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"
A factor that must never be forgotten during a public robbery. This is when a bystander, clerk, or other person tries to be a hero by pulling a knife, gun, or any other way of attacking the robber. The robber must never underestimate the hero factor, which could be deadly.
Are you kidding me!? You want to rob a GYM!? Don't forget the hero factor, my friend.
A slang term for a head ache.
Huey ate shit on that rail a few minutes ago, and just popped five Tylenol. He must have a pretty groggin' noggin.
The
ginger, and/or
daywalker, equivalent of of the
five o'clock shadow. Instead of darkening the skin like it's brown or black counterpart, the five o'clock flair in fact lightens the skin, or renders it reddish/orangish.
Male (to daywalking friend): You've got quite the five o'clock shadow going on.
Daywalker (to male friend): Don't you mean five o'clock flair?
Slang for the Canadian public intoxication fine. The fine is of $220, and can substitute for the fine. Can also be used if you are walking someone where intoxicated.
"Stop chasing those children Mike! You're gonna get a 220!"
"Our sober drive home just bailed on us. Wanna 220 it back to my place later?"
Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.
I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.
An a capella or with accompaniment of household guitars, drums, harmonicas, etc... which is created spontaneously during impairment of THC (works best if it really is a bong) being consumed. These songs often feature knee slapping, foot stomping, air guitar playing, sound effects, or any other form of simple music. During these songs most people imagine the thought through your mind that you will one day be famous for creating such strange and beautiful music, but never say anything out loud.
"Hey Adam," screams Jeff. "We just wrote a new 32 minute bong song!" Adam gestures his hand as a billboard sign. "We call it... erm...heu he he....... 'Bong Song'...heuheh.." explained Adam, slowly becoming confused.
