TangClock's definitions

220

Slang for the Canadian public intoxication fine. The fine is of $220, and can substitute for the fine. Can also be used if you are walking someone where intoxicated.

"Stop chasing those children Mike! You're gonna get a 220!"

"Our sober drive home just bailed on us. Wanna 220 it back to my place later?"

by TangClock April 28, 2010

Worry Wart

AKA Worrywart - Someone who is always worrying about everything, whether it is a big deal or unimportant.

A Worry Wart "I don't know guys, I don't think we should go to Burger King, I've heard bad things about that place."
Someone Else "Shut the fuck up and stop being such a worry wart.

by TangClock February 16, 2009

CheapES

A GPS navigator that doesn't work as well as you had hoped. It will not recognize what rode you are on, if it is not a main road, and will not recognize certain house numbers or stores.

I really should have sprang an extra $50 and gotten a real GPS instead of this crappy old CheapES.

by TangClock March 17, 2009

20/20 pimple

A pimple which can easily be noticed by a person with normal vision. Much unlike a blind pimple.

Person 1 "Did you see that zit that Jimmy had on his nose?"
Person 2 "Of course I did. Everyone could. It was a 20/20 pimple for sure."

by TangClock May 17, 2009

Funnies

The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.

Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"

by TangClock February 16, 2009

Rough Go

to have a bad time; Poor luck.

Billy had a rough go this week. He failed his exam, got punched out, and his dog died.

by Tangclock January 29, 2014

Five O'Clock Shadow

Stubble grown by dark haired men between the time in the morning they shaved, and the the time at night (usually around 5:00 PM) when it is noticeably growing back.

John looks like a mess, but it is mostly because of his five o'clock shadow.

by TangClock April 16, 2009