TangClock's definitions

Five O'Clock Shadow

Stubble grown by dark haired men between the time in the morning they shaved, and the the time at night (usually around 5:00 PM) when it is noticeably growing back.

John looks like a mess, but it is mostly because of his five o'clock shadow.

by TangClock April 16, 2009

Funnies

The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.

Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"

by TangClock February 16, 2009

Cold Can

Verb. To apply a cold can (usually of beer) to the back of the neck of someone else.

Damnit Bill! I told you to stop cold canning me!

by TangClock July 26, 2009

Spanky

A nickname, or rather synonym for the first name "Spencer". Sometimes shortened to Spanks. To be used to anyone going by said name. No exceptions.

Paul: "Oh, hey Spencer."
Spencer: "Don't you mean 'Spanky'?"
Paul: "My bad. Hey Spanky."

by TangClock April 18, 2009

Trudeau Salute

Another way to say "giving the finger" or "flipping the bird" which is primarily used in Canada. This is after a famous incident of former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, who gave the finger to a group of protesters who were yelling anti-french sayings at him.

Billy - "That guy wouldn't leave me alone, so I gave him the Trudeau salute."

by TangClock March 14, 2009

Monitor Tan

Someone who is very pale because during the summer months, they spend all of their time inside, usually in front of a television or computer monitor instead of enjoying themselves in the sun like everyone else. Everyone else darkens out in the sun, while said insider will stay pale because their only form of light is from a screen.

I cant believe Mike won't come to the beach with us! He said he'd rather stay at home and work on his monitor tan. What a loser.

by TangClock August 18, 2009

Skin

1. noun. The stuff that decides if rednecks will like you or not
2. noun. Rolling papers
3. noun. A high five
4. noun. Used to describe somebody wearing revealing clothing
5. noun. Used to describe somebody who is in the nude
6. noun. Said when guys discuss how their time with a girl was if their time involved an unclothed woman.

1. "Damn it. My skin is all sunburned!"
2. "Get the skins, homie."
3. "Gimme some skin, dog!" *holds hand up for a high five*
4. "Wow, check that chick out. She sure is showing skin!"
5. "I was minding my own business on my deck yesterday, and some fine piece of ass walked by in the skin!"
6. "Man, you won't believe it. Last night I got skin from Tracy!"

by TangClock May 14, 2009