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An a capella or with accompaniment of household guitars, drums, harmonicas, etc... which is created spontaneously during impairment of THC (works best if it really is a bong) being consumed. These songs often feature knee slapping, foot stomping, air guitar playing, sound effects, or any other form of simple music. During these songs most people imagine the thought through your mind that you will one day be famous for creating such strange and beautiful music, but never say anything out loud.
"Hey Adam," screams Jeff. "We just wrote a new 32 minute bong song!" Adam gestures his hand as a billboard sign. "We call it... erm...heu he he....... 'Bong Song'...heuheh.." explained Adam, slowly becoming confused.
by TangClock July 26, 2009
Get the Bong Song mug.To freeze. Often used as a synonym for thaw or defreeze, although this is hideously incorrect. It actually means the opposite, when taken literally. Don't argue it. You are wrong.
Pete "The pizza was frozen so I let it unthaw for half an hour."
Willy "Get the fuck out of here you hick. And for the record, it's 'thaw'."
Willy "Get the fuck out of here you hick. And for the record, it's 'thaw'."
by TangClock February 19, 2009
Get the Unthaw mug.A GPS navigator that doesn't work as well as you had hoped. It will not recognize what rode you are on, if it is not a main road, and will not recognize certain house numbers or stores.
by TangClock March 17, 2009
Get the CheapES mug.AKA Worrywart - Someone who is always worrying about everything, whether it is a big deal or unimportant.
A Worry Wart "I don't know guys, I don't think we should go to Burger King, I've heard bad things about that place."
Someone Else "Shut the fuck up and stop being such a worry wart.
Someone Else "Shut the fuck up and stop being such a worry wart.
by TangClock February 16, 2009
Get the Worry Wart mug.Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.
I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.
by TangClock July 29, 2009
Get the Turd of Shit mug.The ginger, and/or daywalker, equivalent of of the five o'clock shadow. Instead of darkening the skin like it's brown or black counterpart, the five o'clock flair in fact lightens the skin, or renders it reddish/orangish.
Male (to daywalking friend): You've got quite the five o'clock shadow going on.
Daywalker (to male friend): Don't you mean five o'clock flair?
Daywalker (to male friend): Don't you mean five o'clock flair?
by TangClock April 16, 2009
Get the Five O'Clock Flair mug.1. noun. The stuff that decides if rednecks will like you or not
2. noun. Rolling papers
3. noun. A high five
4. noun. Used to describe somebody wearing revealing clothing
5. noun. Used to describe somebody who is in the nude
6. noun. Said when guys discuss how their time with a girl was if their time involved an unclothed woman.
2. noun. Rolling papers
3. noun. A high five
4. noun. Used to describe somebody wearing revealing clothing
5. noun. Used to describe somebody who is in the nude
6. noun. Said when guys discuss how their time with a girl was if their time involved an unclothed woman.
1. "Damn it. My skin is all sunburned!"
2. "Get the skins, homie."
3. "Gimme some skin, dog!" *holds hand up for a high five*
4. "Wow, check that chick out. She sure is showing skin!"
5. "I was minding my own business on my deck yesterday, and some fine piece of ass walked by in the skin!"
6. "Man, you won't believe it. Last night I got skin from Tracy!"
2. "Get the skins, homie."
3. "Gimme some skin, dog!" *holds hand up for a high five*
4. "Wow, check that chick out. She sure is showing skin!"
5. "I was minding my own business on my deck yesterday, and some fine piece of ass walked by in the skin!"
6. "Man, you won't believe it. Last night I got skin from Tracy!"
by TangClock May 14, 2009
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