TangClock's definitions

Monitor Tan

Someone who is very pale because during the summer months, they spend all of their time inside, usually in front of a television or computer monitor instead of enjoying themselves in the sun like everyone else. Everyone else darkens out in the sun, while said insider will stay pale because their only form of light is from a screen.

I cant believe Mike won't come to the beach with us! He said he'd rather stay at home and work on his monitor tan. What a loser.

by TangClock August 18, 2009

Spanky

A nickname, or rather synonym for the first name "Spencer". Sometimes shortened to Spanks. To be used to anyone going by said name. No exceptions.

Paul: "Oh, hey Spencer."
Spencer: "Don't you mean 'Spanky'?"
Paul: "My bad. Hey Spanky."

by TangClock April 18, 2009

Nugget

Slang term for the human head.

Cody - "Jordan's dad has the biggest nugget in town!"

by TangClock February 25, 2009

Snaker

Somebody who cuts in front of your line while snowboarding/skateboarding/etc. The biggest asshole in the world.

While riding up to the second table, Jimmy is cut off by the slowest skier in the world, who's idea for fun is to ride off the lip of table tops and land several milliseconds later, only to fall several feet from the knuckle and slow down the entire group which are waiting to hit it. He is displeased so he catches up to the skiing fag, pushes him over, and screams
"Fuck you! You little snaker twat!"

by TangClock February 23, 2009

Flame Retarded

A name given to one who is 100% incapable of starting a campfire without the use of gasoline or any other highly flammable item other than wood.

Get out of the way, man. Let me get this fire going. I'm pretty sure you're flame retarded.

by TangClock July 12, 2009

Hero Factor

A factor that must never be forgotten during a public robbery. This is when a bystander, clerk, or other person tries to be a hero by pulling a knife, gun, or any other way of attacking the robber. The robber must never underestimate the hero factor, which could be deadly.

Are you kidding me!? You want to rob a GYM!? Don't forget the hero factor, my friend.

by TangClock August 23, 2009

Turd of Shit

Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.

I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.

by TangClock July 29, 2009