TangClock's definitions
An a capella or with accompaniment of household guitars, drums, harmonicas, etc... which is created spontaneously during impairment of THC (works best if it really is a bong) being consumed. These songs often feature knee slapping, foot stomping, air guitar playing, sound effects, or any other form of simple music. During these songs most people imagine the thought through your mind that you will one day be famous for creating such strange and beautiful music, but never say anything out loud.
"Hey Adam," screams Jeff. "We just wrote a new 32 minute bong song!" Adam gestures his hand as a billboard sign. "We call it... erm...heu he he....... 'Bong Song'...heuheh.." explained Adam, slowly becoming confused.
by TangClock July 26, 2009
Get the Bong Songmug. Someone who is very pale because during the summer months, they spend all of their time inside, usually in front of a television or computer monitor instead of enjoying themselves in the sun like everyone else. Everyone else darkens out in the sun, while said insider will stay pale because their only form of light is from a screen.
I cant believe Mike won't come to the beach with us! He said he'd rather stay at home and work on his monitor tan. What a loser.
by TangClock August 18, 2009
Get the Monitor Tanmug. by TangClock July 26, 2009
Get the Cold Canmug. A nickname, or rather synonym for the first name "Spencer". Sometimes shortened to Spanks. To be used to anyone going by said name. No exceptions.
by TangClock April 18, 2009
Get the Spankymug. Huey ate shit on that rail a few minutes ago, and just popped five Tylenol. He must have a pretty groggin' noggin.
by TangClock February 25, 2009
Get the Groggin' Nogginmug. The ginger, and/or daywalker, equivalent of of the five o'clock shadow. Instead of darkening the skin like it's brown or black counterpart, the five o'clock flair in fact lightens the skin, or renders it reddish/orangish.
Male (to daywalking friend): You've got quite the five o'clock shadow going on.
Daywalker (to male friend): Don't you mean five o'clock flair?
Daywalker (to male friend): Don't you mean five o'clock flair?
by TangClock April 16, 2009
Get the Five O'Clock Flairmug. Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.
I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.
by TangClock July 29, 2009
Get the Turd of Shitmug.