TangClock's definitions

Enterprise

n. An award given simply for participation.

Jimmy - "I entered this contest hoping to win gold, but all I got was this lousy enterprise."

by TangClock February 6, 2009

Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers

Alternate word for braces. The male genitalia's worst enemy.

Amy got a brand new pair of Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers. I'd keep that mouth away from your package if I were you.

by TangClock July 26, 2009

Winter White

The original skin pigment of Caucasians. In the winter in cold areas of the world, it is required to bundle up in clothing to keep warm and are further away from the sun all season, thus less tanning. After prolonged periods of time away from the sun's rays, the skin returns to it's original color; Winter White.

Person 1: "Wow! Your tan is so even! How do you do it?"
Person 2: "What are you talking about? I haven't been tanning. It's February! This is my winter white."

by TangClock July 26, 2009

Facebook Foe

One who adds you as a friend on Facebook, but is not really your companion. This person does not require to be an enemy. An unknown stranger, or someone you have never met who adds you can also fall under this category.

+ You have a friend request.
*Facebook Foe's Name Here*
You have X friends in common.
Add to list...

Confirm Ignore Send Message

*Thought in head (or possibly even aloud)* - "Who does this Facebook foe fuckface think he is?"

by TangClock April 7, 2009

Five O'Clock Shadow

Stubble grown by dark haired men between the time in the morning they shaved, and the the time at night (usually around 5:00 PM) when it is noticeably growing back.

John looks like a mess, but it is mostly because of his five o'clock shadow.

by TangClock April 16, 2009

Rough Go

to have a bad time; Poor luck.

Billy had a rough go this week. He failed his exam, got punched out, and his dog died.

by Tangclock January 29, 2014

Funnies

The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.

Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"

by TangClock February 16, 2009