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Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers

Alternate word for braces. The male genitalia's worst enemy.
Amy got a brand new pair of Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers. I'd keep that mouth away from your package if I were you.
by TangClock July 26, 2009
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Five O'Clock Shadow

Stubble grown by dark haired men between the time in the morning they shaved, and the the time at night (usually around 5:00 PM) when it is noticeably growing back.
John looks like a mess, but it is mostly because of his five o'clock shadow.
by TangClock April 16, 2009
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Rough Go

to have a bad time; Poor luck.
Billy had a rough go this week. He failed his exam, got punched out, and his dog died.
by Tangclock January 29, 2014
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Sand Necktie

When someone is buried in sand vertically up to his or her neck at low tide, and left for the tide to come in. And old technique said to be used by pirates.
"Yarr! When we reach land, your getting a sand necktie! Yarr!"
by TangClock May 17, 2009
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CheapES

A GPS navigator that doesn't work as well as you had hoped. It will not recognize what rode you are on, if it is not a main road, and will not recognize certain house numbers or stores.
I really should have sprang an extra $50 and gotten a real GPS instead of this crappy old CheapES.
by TangClock March 17, 2009
mugGet the CheapESmug.

Spanky

A nickname, or rather synonym for the first name "Spencer". Sometimes shortened to Spanks. To be used to anyone going by said name. No exceptions.
Paul: "Oh, hey Spencer."
Spencer: "Don't you mean 'Spanky'?"
Paul: "My bad. Hey Spanky."
by TangClock April 18, 2009
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Cold Can

Verb. To apply a cold can (usually of beer) to the back of the neck of someone else.
Damnit Bill! I told you to stop cold canning me!
by TangClock July 26, 2009
mugGet the Cold Canmug.

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