TangClock's definitions

Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers

Alternate word for braces. The male genitalia's worst enemy.

Amy got a brand new pair of Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers. I'd keep that mouth away from your package if I were you.

by TangClock July 26, 2009

Five O'Clock Shadow

Stubble grown by dark haired men between the time in the morning they shaved, and the the time at night (usually around 5:00 PM) when it is noticeably growing back.

John looks like a mess, but it is mostly because of his five o'clock shadow.

by TangClock April 16, 2009

Rough Go

to have a bad time; Poor luck.

Billy had a rough go this week. He failed his exam, got punched out, and his dog died.

by Tangclock January 29, 2014

Sand Necktie

When someone is buried in sand vertically up to his or her neck at low tide, and left for the tide to come in. And old technique said to be used by pirates.

"Yarr! When we reach land, your getting a sand necktie! Yarr!"

by TangClock May 17, 2009

Facebook Foe

One who adds you as a friend on Facebook, but is not really your companion. This person does not require to be an enemy. An unknown stranger, or someone you have never met who adds you can also fall under this category.

+ You have a friend request.
*Facebook Foe's Name Here*
You have X friends in common.
Add to list...

Confirm Ignore Send Message

*Thought in head (or possibly even aloud)* - "Who does this Facebook foe fuckface think he is?"

by TangClock April 7, 2009

Turd of Shit

Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.

I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.

by TangClock July 29, 2009

Snaker

Somebody who cuts in front of your line while snowboarding/skateboarding/etc. The biggest asshole in the world.

While riding up to the second table, Jimmy is cut off by the slowest skier in the world, who's idea for fun is to ride off the lip of table tops and land several milliseconds later, only to fall several feet from the knuckle and slow down the entire group which are waiting to hit it. He is displeased so he catches up to the skiing fag, pushes him over, and screams
"Fuck you! You little snaker twat!"

by TangClock February 23, 2009