TangClock's definitions
by TangClock July 26, 2009
Get the Cold Canmug. A nickname, or rather synonym for the first name "Spencer". Sometimes shortened to Spanks. To be used to anyone going by said name. No exceptions.
by TangClock April 18, 2009
Get the Spankymug. To freeze. Often used as a synonym for thaw or defreeze, although this is hideously incorrect. It actually means the opposite, when taken literally. Don't argue it. You are wrong.
Pete "The pizza was frozen so I let it unthaw for half an hour."
Willy "Get the fuck out of here you hick. And for the record, it's 'thaw'."
Willy "Get the fuck out of here you hick. And for the record, it's 'thaw'."
by TangClock February 19, 2009
Get the Unthawmug. A phrase replacing "no doubt about it" used when mocking Canadians. This phrase ironically is used mostly by Canadians mocking the stereotype. This is perhaps the reason why Canadians are mocked; creating a vicious cycle.
Bob: "That there snow sure is high, eh?"
Doug: "No doot aboot it, by. Soon there'll be too much to go ice fishing and seal clubbing, eh?"
Doug: "No doot aboot it, by. Soon there'll be too much to go ice fishing and seal clubbing, eh?"
by TangClock July 6, 2009
Get the no doot aboot itmug. Someone who is very pale because during the summer months, they spend all of their time inside, usually in front of a television or computer monitor instead of enjoying themselves in the sun like everyone else. Everyone else darkens out in the sun, while said insider will stay pale because their only form of light is from a screen.
I cant believe Mike won't come to the beach with us! He said he'd rather stay at home and work on his monitor tan. What a loser.
by TangClock August 18, 2009
Get the Monitor Tanmug. Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.
I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.
by TangClock July 29, 2009
Get the Turd of Shitmug. A name given to one who is 100% incapable of starting a campfire without the use of gasoline or any other highly flammable item other than wood.
by TangClock July 12, 2009
Get the Flame Retardedmug.