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16 definitions by TV Spunk

 
1.
An ejaculation of exasperation, often abbreviated to ffs
Just leave me alone woul you, for fuck's sake?
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003
 
2.
One who rapes. With a touch of humour.
This Week's "Animal Hospital" comes from the St. Raper's home for cancerous rabbits. It's Rolph Harris with a hutch of tumours.
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003
 
3.
An early Viking king of England.
For the English people, King Cnut's reign from 1017 to 1035 was much like the month of March, "in like a lion and out like a lamb". 1 Crowned in the turmoil of war and conquest, Cnut quickly established an era of peace and prosperity. England became so secure that Cnut could frequently leave the country to settle affairs elsewhere in his empire. It was especially important to a people weary from thirty years of war that all of the fighting during his reign was on foreign soil. By the time of his death in 1035, Cnut was recognized as an equal by the Holy Roman Emperor and had negotiated with the Pope as a Christian monarch.
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003
 
4.
The Hundlebeast is a mythical creature with six legs and a hat, that stalks the playgrounds and prostitutes of Manchester. If you're ever in Manchester at night, listen out for its distinctive cry of, "Raperaperape!" as it claims another victim.
You'd better go straight to sleep, or else the hundlebeast'll get you.
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003
 
5.
Acronym: Not as good as it used to be.
This dictionary is NAGAIUTB.
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003
 
6.
bogs for spazzes. Contain many unfamiliar and futuristic accoutrements not available to vanilla toilet goers. Frequently abbreviated to spazbogs
Right, lads. I'm off to release solo material in the spaz bogs.
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003
 
7.
What a hundlebeast becomes during the placid hours of the morning when Trisha is on TV.
Hundleby, you raper, turn Trisha off and go and get a job.
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003