TK 's definitions

blanke

A homeless man with a patchy beard and shaggy hair. They usually reside under bridges and sell their body for booze.

I just saw blanke getting nailed by some ugly bitch underneath the bridge for a bottle of vodka.

by tk February 14, 2008

Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world

He knocked me out with that perfect Dick

by TK May 29, 2015

belch

what happens when you eat ice cream and drink a beer. tastes good, smells better. usually a loud sound created by pressurized gas escaping through the asophagus creating a melodic sound.

that belch killed the dog!

by tk October 27, 2003

Shazzahazzabadazzah

This word meana something that is the coolest, most sexy, best, extraordinary thing you have ever heard/seen/eaten/smelled/smoked/touched/made/anything and everything.

"Damn man! That is fucking Shazzahazzabadazzah!"

"Wow dude, she is Shazzahazzabadazzah"

"I took a huge Shazzahazzabadazzah"

"Shazzahazzabadazzah!"

"Today was Shazzahazzabadazzah"

by TK November 23, 2003

mofu

A way of saying motherfucker that makes more sense than mofo, because the second letter in fuck is a "u" not an "o"

You stupid mofu, you cant even say it right

by tk December 3, 2003

Happy Hardcore

music to listen to when in an altered state of mind.

p1:shit, it feels like im in the music!

by tk December 3, 2003

manya quinn

The most beautiful personn in the world

I wish I could have manya

by TK August 21, 2003