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a big bald rather scary gentleman who rather curiously wishes to be a primary school teacher although he does drink like a girl. Frightfully good at podium dancing and getting a punto on two wheels.
faddum is safe as a house.
by THE ALMIGHTY HEAD May 28, 2003

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an unscrupulous fellow(usually identified as having a curious limp) who is rather partial to batting for the other side.. it is not in the spirit of the game!
Ian Mckenzie is a chutney ferret
by THE ALMIGHTY HEAD May 28, 2003

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drives a clio ("bah...my clio...bah!)
drinks shitloads in risa ("bah...500 pints in 10seconds...bah!")
bigger piece than alun
also known as Adam
smokes more than is possible
fortunately i never have to see him and adam again
bah bah bah bah bah bah puf puf puf bah bah glug glug glug bah bah bah
queef
by THE ALMIGHTY HEAD May 28, 2003

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