24 definitions by THE ADMIRAL

holy shit bar

The thing above your head that you can hold on to while driving with a crazy driver.

"I was in a taxi and the guy was all over the place, I was like, 'Holy shit, it's a good thing that bar was there.'"

by THE ADMIRAL July 9, 2003

Lords of Colic

Former name of organization now know as the Suburban Mercenaries.

The Lords of Colic changed their name to the Suburban Mercenaries.

by THE ADMIRAL July 2, 2003

Machine God

God of machines and pork; accepts sacrifices of pork products such as bacon; also controls machines and can at times by true believers be called upon to unleash the dreaded Machine Curse.

also see: Porkor Loki

"I hope the Machine God blows up they're car."

by THE ADMIRAL July 9, 2003

houseless

An individual who is without a house instead of without a home.

"They should call them houseless people."

by THE ADMIRAL July 9, 2003

Schenectady

Home of 'Schenectady Crispies', so freakin' good they taste twice. Once in your mouth and once in your esophagus.

"I hope I don't get caught!"ˇ

by THE ADMIRAL September 3, 2003

ass-walk

To walk ones ass home.

Created by Ben on Real Life Radio

Go ass-walk home.

by THE ADMIRAL July 2, 2003

stuffies

A stuffed animal with a dildo attached to it. Used for intercourse or novelty.

I hope that girl from www.PrincessMonkey.com doesn't have any stuffies.

Jill fucks stuffies.

by THE ADMIRAL July 25, 2003