55 definitions by THE REAL MAYO MAN

22843947

Part of the passcode to get into a cult called The Company. The other part is "surrender submit sacrifice serve survive"

Person 1: Hey, wanna join this sexist cult?
Person 2: Why the fuck would I wanna-
Person 1: The code is surrender submit sacrifice serve survive 22843947
Person 2: Fuck off you cunt

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 12, 2022

C2

Someone who acts like they want to be your friend, but usually just pretends to like you because they want something you have (eg granola bars).

Person 1: Did you meet my new friend?
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a C2.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN January 20, 2021

C-2

A c-2 is someone who likes to steal granola bars, often creating fake friendships in order to get said granola bars.

Person 254387632000a: C-2 keeps forcing me to hand over my granola bars.

C-2: What about granola bars?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021

C 2

Someone who steals granola bars/creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars.

Person 777553: C 2 keeps taking my granola bars

Person 1: Yeah, he does that.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

C-2

A c-2 is someone who creates fake friendships in order to get granola bars. This often leads to confusion over what a real friendship is.

Person 73495F: C-2 keeps forcing me to hand over my granola bars!

Person 98543: *gives granola bar to person 73495F*

Person 73495F was the impostor

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 22, 2021

C2

someone who takes granola bars, usually resorting to creating fake friendships in order to get granola bars.

C2: GRANOLA BAR!!!!
Other C2: MINE!
C2: NO, MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE
C2: NO, MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE
C2: MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE
C2: NO, MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE
C2: NO, MINE!
Other C2: NO, MINE!!!!
C2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

C 2

C 2 steals peoples' granola bars, usually creating fake "friendships" to take granola bars from people. Because of this, only become friends with a C 2 if you have a lot of GBs on hand.

C 2: Person 1 gave me so many granola bars this past week.
The Other C 2: Really, how many?
C 2: 17, plus a packet of fruit snacks.
The Other C 2: Whoa

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 28, 2021