55 definitions by THE REAL MAYO MAN
by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 19, 2020
Person 1: ok, I am getting sick of you taking my granola bars!
C2: I'm sorry
Person 1: I'm sorry I got mad.
C2: So... Are you going to let me have your granolabar or not?
C2: I'm sorry
Person 1: I'm sorry I got mad.
C2: So... Are you going to let me have your granolabar or not?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021
What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).
Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?
C2: Of course not.
Person 1: Ok, good.
C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?
C2: Of course not.
Person 1: Ok, good.
C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 9, 2021
What C2s think are the true meaning of friendship. Granola bars are often used to get friendships with C2s. BUY GRANOLA BARS
C2: HOW COULD YOU NOT BRING A GRANOLA BAR?????
Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.
C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!
Person 3: They're not?
C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!
Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.
C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!
Person 3: They're not?
C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
A granola-bar is a device that is used to create friendships with C2s. Creating what is known as the C2's granola-bar effect.
C2: You forgot to bring a granola-bar today?
Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.
C2: It's ok.
Person 8888: Really?
C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!
Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.
C2: It's ok.
Person 8888: Really?
C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021