23 definitions by T.Ractorhead
1. A large industrial ironing machine that dry presses and folds flatwork or a small laundry wringer for domestic use.
2. To become horribly twisted and crushed or dismembered.
The word mangle was coined in the early 20th century after many of the first industrial ironers had crushed and dismembered those who got to close to the feeder end or chain drives of the machines.
2. To become horribly twisted and crushed or dismembered.
The word mangle was coined in the early 20th century after many of the first industrial ironers had crushed and dismembered those who got to close to the feeder end or chain drives of the machines.
"Ted lost part of an arm when he foolishly reached beyond the safety bar of the mangle to adjust a wrinkle in a bed sheet."
by T.Ractorhead December 3, 2006
One who has turned against their race and/or ethinticity in favor of those who would persecute them. ie a self loather and/or one who is ashamed of their heritage.
by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006
A demonicly posessed 1958 Plymouth Fury (from the Stephen King novel of the same title) that tries to help it's original owner return from death by bewitching a teen-aged outcast into becoming the host as well as killing all of his enemies and anyone else who attempts to interfere with "her" plans.
by T.Ractorhead December 3, 2006
A cruel yet funny form of torture in which the victim is tied up nice and tight then mercilessly tickled on the soles of the feet for hours on end.
"Oh no... No, not that... Not that! Not "Happy Feet!!" Not "HAPPY FEET!!" Not "Happy FEE-HEEE-HEEEEET!!!!"
by T.Ractorhead November 26, 2006
by T.Ractorhead November 26, 2006
1. An extremely vicious, carnivorous, streamlined fish that can attack with blinding speed and razor-sharp teeth.
2. An extremely vicious, carnivorous, streamlined car that eats Rustangs and shits Ford emblems.
2. An extremely vicious, carnivorous, streamlined car that eats Rustangs and shits Ford emblems.
by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006
Puzzled college punk: "I don't get it. Where are all of these projectians coming from??"
Projectian neighbor: "Don't ya know this place is signed up with HUD?"
Projectian neighbor: "Don't ya know this place is signed up with HUD?"
by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006