T-bone's definitions

jaunt rickity

a hammered, beat-up, but still reliable car.

If your car won't start, we'll just take my jaunt rickity.

by T-Bone October 13, 2003

flaming pele

A man will light the pubic hair of his female partner ablaze and then douse said blaze with a spectacular bicycle kick, to the adoration of tens of thousands of screaming fans.

Clay tried to give his woman a Flaming Pele, but had a coronary embolism and Zaz had to do the kick part. You shoulda seen the burnt pubes fly.

by T-Bone April 21, 2003

Biatch

A biatch is a fine black girl with some nice ass ghetto booty and some big ass titties.

Wad the fuck up my biatch ima lick ur nipples tonight motha fucka

by T-bone January 11, 2004

buffcoat

to fart out of ones dick;
a fart that comes out of a dick;

possibly resulting from a reverse blow-job, or serious constipation

"She queefed in my face so i retaliated with a mighty buffcoat."

"My buffcoat filled the room with the winds of my urethra."

by T-bone April 6, 2004

knockers

that dealie on the door at an old lady's house.

I grabbed that old lady's knockers hard and slammed them against the door.

by T-Bone May 12, 2004

corn Cake

shit, crap, Deuce, the old Number 2

After eating Mexican food, Magnum had to drop a corn cake

by T-bone October 28, 2004

Ricockulous

When something is so ridiculous, that it merrits the addition of a cock, mid word!

He banged her mom? That's ricockulous!

by T-bone April 22, 2004