T-bone's definitions

Chess-piece face

An albino. someone of pale complexion.

by T-Bone October 28, 2003

Maxx Sayer

A totally cool, great, or badass person

Mike is a real cool guy, a regular Maxx Sayer

by t-bone November 24, 2003

tarded

Faster, easier, and funnier way of describing a mentally challenged individual.

Put that syringe down, what are you tarded or something?

by T-bone October 15, 2006

Brett Jan

To jump from one bed to another, a great distance away.

"He just jumped to that bed and pulled a Brett Jan."

by T-Bone April 18, 2005

knockers

that dealie on the door at an old lady's house.

I grabbed that old lady's knockers hard and slammed them against the door.

by T-Bone May 12, 2004

buffcoat

to fart out of ones dick;
a fart that comes out of a dick;

possibly resulting from a reverse blow-job, or serious constipation

"She queefed in my face so i retaliated with a mighty buffcoat."

"My buffcoat filled the room with the winds of my urethra."

by T-bone April 6, 2004

Biatch

A biatch is a fine black girl with some nice ass ghetto booty and some big ass titties.

Wad the fuck up my biatch ima lick ur nipples tonight motha fucka

by T-bone January 11, 2004