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clemenza 

one who excels in all. banging ottos mom, killing krauts in Mohaa, and flys the chopper in desert combat better than trinity in the matrix.
"Man, i wish i was a clemenza," said the sadened otto.
clemenza by Clemenza May 1, 2003

clemenza 

some kind of "son of a bitch" author in urbandict.
clemenza is son of a bitch
clemenza by hede November 10, 2008

Clemenza 

A primal health prophet endowed with ancient wisdom on all things health and happiness. If you ask nicely, he will grant you three wishes and cook you a steak.

Member of the #MeatMafia
Did you hear Clemenza is dropping a thread on “Big Foodtomorrow?
Clemenza by anonymous March 6, 2022

clementation

An epic word that means congratulations or celebrate!
it should be used in times of pure awesome
clementation on your engagement!!

Clemenhaire 

Acting out of the norm of one's normal behavior in a social setting....usually caused by excessive drinking.
He is usually such a straight laced engineer, but last night he definately pulled out Clemenhaire status
Clemenhaire by Prime-Time July 10, 2009

Clamenza’s Foot 

A debilitating disease believed to be caused by over-playing certain card games. Also known as Hyperactive Card Player’s disease, games such as Blitz and Euchre can cause Clamenza’s Foot to rapidly spread through your body and attack your cells. If this disease is not treated within ten card games, you are likely to contract an even more debilitating Type 1 Arthritic Credenza.

Very little research has been done on Clamenza’s Foot, but the most esteemed research institutes are currently working on finding a treatment for it.
Perpetual card holding hand is a symptom of Clamenza’s Foot.