T-MONEY's definitions

stocktons

Short shorts that were popular a long time ago. John Stockton, former point guard of the Utah Jazz, is the only person who refused to stop wearing them. While we make think they look ridiculous, he does have the tannest upper thigh of any nba player in history. At one point in the latw 80s, he was the sexiest man alive. Women wanted him, men wanted to be him. But now, despite his multiple nba all time records, his name has become a synonym for short shorts and homosexuals who wear them. This led John to kill himself. Or at least it should

"Yo, look at that nillas stocktons, make fun of his punk ass"
"I can dog, hes my boss"

"Nice stocktons, but I can see your balls"

"John Stockton called, he wants his shorts back"

by T-Money March 31, 2004

french cries

yelled at someone that is whining to imply to him that he is whiny

Go get yourself some french cries and a wamburger

by T-Money April 1, 2005

about

almost, but not equal to

'I will order the pizza about 12 o clock'

meaning the pizza will be ordered somewhere between 11:55 and 11:59

by T-Money February 27, 2008