T-MONEY's definitions

cump

to fuck a girl the night before dumping her.

Tonight is the night I'm gonna cump her.

by T-money April 28, 2004

thunder thighs

thighs tha are the size of dinner hams that jiggle while you run

damn that girl has thunder thighs..yeah that ones so big i could live of it for a week

by T-MONEY May 1, 2003

T-Money

A 1 dollar bill with Mr.T on the the front and the A-Team van on the back. Always drink your milk ya fuckers!

T-Money is cool

by T-Money May 1, 2003

foam hunk diving

a game in which you lump into a pile of foam hunks

lets go foam hunk dive

by T-MONEY May 1, 2003

french cries

yelled at someone that is whining to imply to him that he is whiny

Go get yourself some french cries and a wamburger

by T-Money April 1, 2005

stocktons

Short shorts that were popular a long time ago. John Stockton, former point guard of the Utah Jazz, is the only person who refused to stop wearing them. While we make think they look ridiculous, he does have the tannest upper thigh of any nba player in history. At one point in the latw 80s, he was the sexiest man alive. Women wanted him, men wanted to be him. But now, despite his multiple nba all time records, his name has become a synonym for short shorts and homosexuals who wear them. This led John to kill himself. Or at least it should

"Yo, look at that nillas stocktons, make fun of his punk ass"
"I can dog, hes my boss"

"Nice stocktons, but I can see your balls"

"John Stockton called, he wants his shorts back"

by T-Money March 31, 2004

fat shit cat

a fat cat with fat shit named meatball

take fat shit cat off of my crotch

by T-Money May 1, 2003