T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

Texas Bubble Gum Machine

A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."

We just passed a Texas Bubble Gum Machine at 100 Miles Per Hour.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

Biz Markie

A Tall Rugby player from Indiana.

Damn! Biz Markie is the toughest bloak in the Association in a scrum!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 29, 2004

Chengdu

(v.) to be a city with ten million people that nobody's ever heard of.

Omaha: Chengdu? Where the fuck is that?
Shanghai: it is in China. It has ten million people and a metropolitan area of thirty million.
Omaha: Shit, we only got 80,000 and everybody done heard of us.
Shanghai: well, you got omaha steaks.
Omaha: oh yeah, we do.
Chorus: hahahahahaha, strokes beard.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005

Oatmeal

Frosty's original name

Let's name the snowman Oatmeal!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

penis

common medical slang for cock.

Stop calling it a penis, Doctor Doolittle!

by T-Dog Jenkins March 7, 2005

roadfries

French Fries purchased at a roadside eatery such as "MacDonalds," "Burgers' King," "Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers," "The White Castle," and "Jack-in-a-Box." The opposite of homefries.

Back in Ireland we ran out of potatoes, so we came to America for roadfries.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 4, 2005

South Carolina

The Secession State. The Palmetto State. Home of the Revolution.

South Carolina is the secession state.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 13, 2005