T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

Michaelmas

Michaelmas, Christian feast of St. Michael the Archangel, celebrated in the Western churches on September 29 and in the Eastern Church on November 8. Typically, families gather for a dinner of goose on Michaelmas. The monday following Michaelmas is often the starting point of the semester at English Universities.

I love it when we have goose for Michaelmas.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005

Texas Bubble Gum Machine

A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."

We just passed a Texas Bubble Gum Machine at 100 Miles Per Hour.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

New Jerz

a location on the map of the United States where plenty of murders occur.

"I'm from New Jerz where plenty of murders occur" says some angry person.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 4, 2005

bloodylegs

also known as "ol' bloodylegs," this disease is noteworthy for several reasons, yet I only know of one. This disease causes one's legs to bleed, causing a decreased amount of blood in one's body and an increased amount on one's pants. This disease is common in Wyoming.

I suffer from bloodylegs; it would be better if I wore shorts all year.

by T-Dog Jenkins April 24, 2005

gnat-zis

the strange way that elderly Canadians pronounce the name of the political party that led Germany in the 1930s.

Grandpa said he fought the gnat-zis on Okinawa.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 3, 2005

Oatmeal

Frosty's original name

Let's name the snowman Oatmeal!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

K-W

A freestyle, fresh, and fancyfree way of referring to the illinest villes en Western Ontario, Kitchener and Waterloo. This well-known, notorious, and glorious pair give you more mischief than Arby's after dark, a Buick Skylark, and Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I left New York because the scence got so old. I'm kicking it in K-W these days.

by T-Dog Jenkins December 28, 2005