T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

K-W

A freestyle, fresh, and fancyfree way of referring to the illinest villes en Western Ontario, Kitchener and Waterloo. This well-known, notorious, and glorious pair give you more mischief than Arby's after dark, a Buick Skylark, and Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I left New York because the scence got so old. I'm kicking it in K-W these days.

by T-Dog Jenkins December 28, 2005

well to ducharme

a ducharme who has come into some money and no longer lives in the old north end of Burlington. Most well to ducharmes end up back in the old social position soon after the lottery winnings checks stop coming annually.

That well to ducharme has a brand new SUV.

by T-Dog Jenkins June 4, 2005

roadfries

French Fries purchased at a roadside eatery such as "MacDonalds," "Burgers' King," "Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers," "The White Castle," and "Jack-in-a-Box." The opposite of homefries.

Back in Ireland we ran out of potatoes, so we came to America for roadfries.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 4, 2005

Oatmeal

Frosty's original name

Let's name the snowman Oatmeal!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

penis

common medical slang for cock.

Stop calling it a penis, Doctor Doolittle!

by T-Dog Jenkins March 7, 2005

Rikers'

Rikers' Island, the infamous correctional facility/holding area for the NYC Metro area for 70 years. It is located north of Queens.

Usually, you won't go to Rikers' unless you get charged with a felony.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 7, 2005

IHOP

IHOP is America's Teahouse

IHOP is America's Teahouse.

by T-Dog Jenkins December 29, 2004