T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

Biz Markie

A Tall Rugby player from Indiana.

Damn! Biz Markie is the toughest bloak in the Association in a scrum!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 29, 2004

gnat-zis

the strange way that elderly Canadians pronounce the name of the political party that led Germany in the 1930s.

Grandpa said he fought the gnat-zis on Okinawa.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 3, 2005

bloodylegs

also known as "ol' bloodylegs," this disease is noteworthy for several reasons, yet I only know of one. This disease causes one's legs to bleed, causing a decreased amount of blood in one's body and an increased amount on one's pants. This disease is common in Wyoming.

I suffer from bloodylegs; it would be better if I wore shorts all year.

by T-Dog Jenkins April 24, 2005

Pont Champlain

The bridge one takes into Montreal if you are headed in from the Southside of the island. This is known as Anglo-Soul Glo-After the Party it's off to the bowling alley with Sally, Chief O'Malley, and Rand-McNally, Cali. That is, if you just ate a sheet of pot-brownies like I did.

I took Pont Champlain into Montreal. It was the most beautiful bridge I rode on all day. Believe me, I seen a lot of fucking bridges today, Daddy.

by T-Dog Jenkins December 28, 2005

Texas Bubble Gum Machine

A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."

We just passed a Texas Bubble Gum Machine at 100 Miles Per Hour.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

Methune

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.

Methune is a fucking shithole.

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

well to ducharme

a ducharme who has come into some money and no longer lives in the old north end of Burlington. Most well to ducharmes end up back in the old social position soon after the lottery winnings checks stop coming annually.

That well to ducharme has a brand new SUV.

by T-Dog Jenkins June 4, 2005