T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

MIT

(n.) The Georgia Tech of the North.

MIT is like DeVry on stilts.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005

Methune

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.

Methune is a fucking shithole.

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

Oatmeal

Frosty's original name

Let's name the snowman Oatmeal!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

penis

common medical slang for cock.

Stop calling it a penis, Doctor Doolittle!

by T-Dog Jenkins March 7, 2005

Chengdu

(v.) to be a city with ten million people that nobody's ever heard of.

Omaha: Chengdu? Where the fuck is that?
Shanghai: it is in China. It has ten million people and a metropolitan area of thirty million.
Omaha: Shit, we only got 80,000 and everybody done heard of us.
Shanghai: well, you got omaha steaks.
Omaha: oh yeah, we do.
Chorus: hahahahahaha, strokes beard.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005

bloodylegs

also known as "ol' bloodylegs," this disease is noteworthy for several reasons, yet I only know of one. This disease causes one's legs to bleed, causing a decreased amount of blood in one's body and an increased amount on one's pants. This disease is common in Wyoming.

I suffer from bloodylegs; it would be better if I wore shorts all year.

by T-Dog Jenkins April 24, 2005

Texas Bubble Gum Machine

A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."

We just passed a Texas Bubble Gum Machine at 100 Miles Per Hour.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005