T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

Texas Bubble Gum Machine

A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."

We just passed a Texas Bubble Gum Machine at 100 Miles Per Hour.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

roadfries

French Fries purchased at a roadside eatery such as "MacDonalds," "Burgers' King," "Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers," "The White Castle," and "Jack-in-a-Box." The opposite of homefries.

Back in Ireland we ran out of potatoes, so we came to America for roadfries.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 4, 2005

Biz Markie

A Tall Rugby player from Indiana.

Damn! Biz Markie is the toughest bloak in the Association in a scrum!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 29, 2004

K-W

A freestyle, fresh, and fancyfree way of referring to the illinest villes en Western Ontario, Kitchener and Waterloo. This well-known, notorious, and glorious pair give you more mischief than Arby's after dark, a Buick Skylark, and Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I left New York because the scence got so old. I'm kicking it in K-W these days.

by T-Dog Jenkins December 28, 2005

well to ducharme

a ducharme who has come into some money and no longer lives in the old north end of Burlington. Most well to ducharmes end up back in the old social position soon after the lottery winnings checks stop coming annually.

That well to ducharme has a brand new SUV.

by T-Dog Jenkins June 4, 2005

Oatmeal

Frosty's original name

Let's name the snowman Oatmeal!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

Chengdu

(v.) to be a city with ten million people that nobody's ever heard of.

Omaha: Chengdu? Where the fuck is that?
Shanghai: it is in China. It has ten million people and a metropolitan area of thirty million.
Omaha: Shit, we only got 80,000 and everybody done heard of us.
Shanghai: well, you got omaha steaks.
Omaha: oh yeah, we do.
Chorus: hahahahahaha, strokes beard.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005