T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

roadfries

French Fries purchased at a roadside eatery such as "MacDonalds," "Burgers' King," "Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers," "The White Castle," and "Jack-in-a-Box." The opposite of homefries.

Back in Ireland we ran out of potatoes, so we came to America for roadfries.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 4, 2005

Beardcore

A subgenre of indie music characterized by folk or country-twinged songwriters who intertwine wistfulness and irony in such a way that each element cannot be plucked from the tune. They also wear beards. The most well known purveyors of this genre are Iron & Wine and Will Oldham.

Damn, I love that Beardcore music. Rivers Cuomo is such an enema.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 6, 2005

That's what Rob's Mom said.

Rob's mom, who resides in Winooski, is the hottest piece o' ass in Winooski. As the butt of 'rob's mom' brand jokes, one must take a suggestive or euphemistic line in a conversation and immediately append the phrase "that's what rob's mom said" because Rob's mom totally gave it up to Malkovsky.

Sexxy Nate: "Hey Rob, did you really go to the deep south for love?"

Rob: "It wasn't love, it was sex."

Sexxy Nate: "That's what rob's mom said."

Rob: "I will kill you and your entire family."

by T-Dog Jenkins March 22, 2005

Alabama

(n.) The State without Car Inspections.

I love Alabama. It is home to them Drive By Truckers, and plenty of buscuits.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 6, 2005

IHOP

IHOP is America's Teahouse

IHOP is America's Teahouse.

by T-Dog Jenkins December 29, 2004

barnyard word

a foul, profrane, or vulgar term associated with the place where the animals muck about on a farm.

Fuck, Shit, Cunt, Cock, and Blowjob all qualify as barnyard words.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 2, 2005

K-W

A freestyle, fresh, and fancyfree way of referring to the illinest villes en Western Ontario, Kitchener and Waterloo. This well-known, notorious, and glorious pair give you more mischief than Arby's after dark, a Buick Skylark, and Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I left New York because the scence got so old. I'm kicking it in K-W these days.

by T-Dog Jenkins December 28, 2005