T-Dog Jenkins's definitions

linthead

a derogatory term for an employee of a textile mill, particularly in the Hill Country of the American South. The term came into usage in the early twentieth century. Lintheads were and are primarily white southerners that are either the progeny of or themselves tenant farmers.

The foreman tries to make you feel badly about being a linthead. Don't be. Your spot in heaven is secure; they should be the one worrying.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 18, 2005

Michaelmas

Michaelmas, Christian feast of St. Michael the Archangel, celebrated in the Western churches on September 29 and in the Eastern Church on November 8. Typically, families gather for a dinner of goose on Michaelmas. The monday following Michaelmas is often the starting point of the semester at English Universities.

I love it when we have goose for Michaelmas.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005

Methune

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.

Methune is a fucking shithole.

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004

penis

common medical slang for cock.

Stop calling it a penis, Doctor Doolittle!

by T-Dog Jenkins March 7, 2005

South Carolina

The Secession State. The Palmetto State. Home of the Revolution.

South Carolina is the secession state.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 13, 2005

roadfries

French Fries purchased at a roadside eatery such as "MacDonalds," "Burgers' King," "Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers," "The White Castle," and "Jack-in-a-Box." The opposite of homefries.

Back in Ireland we ran out of potatoes, so we came to America for roadfries.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 4, 2005

Oatmeal

Frosty's original name

Let's name the snowman Oatmeal!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004