153 definitions by T

Spanking yourself. Whacking off. Male masturbation.
When I was a teenager, I spent a lot of time bopping my bologna.
by T May 25, 2004
When you have to poop so bad that the turd is popping out of your anus.
Man, I have to shit so bad, I'm sport'n an anal woody.
by T May 25, 2004
Mental arithmetic!

For lightning speed, highly addictive Cerebral Reckoning time blasts, check out:

Using your cerebrum, work out 43298743 * 23467876 in three seconds!
by T April 13, 2004
The snoop dog distress signal.
ATTENTION!! frodizzlemanizzlefizzlemadissledrissle ya'll!
by T September 22, 2003
when a guy blows his load before a chick even touches him.
by T February 18, 2003
Webflipping: The practice of going through your bookmarks of weblogs, online comics, news sites, discussion groups, or other intermittently updated sites, not finding anything new or particularly interesting, then starting over at the top because, hey, maybe something updated while you were going through the other ones. Analagous to "channel flipping. (created by Lore Sjoberg)
I had nothing to do yesterday, so I spent 4 hours webflipping between Fark, The Onion, and Penny Arcade.
by T January 19, 2005
n. The ass, butt, caboose, skin pillows, the area that launches a Hershey River.
I thouroughly enjoyed the 69, except for the proximity of das dumper.
by T March 31, 2003
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