Spanking yourself. Whacking off. Male masturbation.
When I was a teenager, I spent a lot of time bopping my bologna.
When you have to poop so bad that the turd is popping out of your anus.
Man, I have to shit so bad, I'm sport'n an anal woody.
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Using your cerebrum, work out 43298743 * 23467876 in three seconds!
The snoop dog distress signal.
ATTENTION!! frodizzlemanizzlefizzlemadissledrissle ya'll!
when a guy blows his load before a chick even touches him.
Webflipping: The practice of going through your bookmarks of weblogs, online comics, news sites, discussion groups, or other intermittently updated sites, not finding anything new or particularly interesting, then starting over at the top because, hey, maybe something updated while you were going through the other ones. Analagous to "channel flipping. (created by Lore Sjoberg)
I had nothing to do yesterday, so I spent 4 hours webflipping between Fark, The Onion, and Penny Arcade.
n. The ass, butt, caboose, skin pillows, the area that launches a Hershey River.
I thouroughly enjoyed the 69, except for the proximity of das dumper.