Comedian who sings songs about things people don't think about all to often. Like hermaphrodites, men with one testicle, loving a dead body, being superheros, dead puppies, the short curly hair on the soap, grandfather dieing so you can get his inheritance, ugly babys, gynochologists, your dad catching you masterbating and much much more! Visit his website, www.stephenlynch.com!
Lullaby, by Stephen Lynch
Chorus 1:Daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores, Daddy gets wasted and robs liqour stores. Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think thats why your mommy left us... Mommy left us.
Chorus 2:But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer, then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear, Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss. I think thats why your mommy left us.
Someone who tells jokes for a living
I love a variety of comedians.
Person with both male and female parts.
hermaphordite, Stephen Lynch:
'Is she a mister... or is she a miss? Does she stand up when shes takin a piss? Shes my little girl, ya shes my little guy, when i try to please her i get poked in the eye ya!'
Male genitalia, Penis.
Lullaby, Stephen Lynch
'Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss, i think thats why your mommy left us.'
Nickname for Litchfield
connecticut. worst towm ever
where are you from? Bitchfield
The most fucking boreing place on earth! Small town in the middle of Connecticut. the worst place to raise a family! there is zero diversity! Crime rate of, like, negative three.
I wish I lived anywhere but Litchfield.
1)Short for mom
2)Short for more
3)Short for moron
2)I'd like some mo, please.
3)Shut the fuck up MO!
4)His real name's marcus, but we call him mo