1 definition by Swoggle

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To get exceedingly drunk and give an unsolicited lap dance to a victim as if you were a stripper from the Claremont Lounge. Said lap dance will render the victim incapacitated.
Where's Sam? She hasn't spoken to anyone since Trannabest twiggled on her last weekend.
by Swoggle August 07, 2012

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