2 definitions by Swinzinho

Kiddy Fiddler

A generally 47 year old man or older that looks at kids like that, he will say he needs help finding his puppy and that you need to take of all your clothes and cover yourself in peanut butter to see it. no I'm not talking from experience.

Kiddy Fiddler: Hey kids you want to see my new puppy
Dwarf That Looks Like A Child: FECK OFF YOU KIDDY FIDDLER

by Swinzinho April 27, 2019

Battyman

an absolute wallad, gets bummed in school toilets after snorting crushed up soap and also munches on man willy. In short, gay.

roadman1: look at that yute with his wig on what a battyman
roadman2: he has cancer you know.

by Swinzinho April 27, 2019