5 definitions by Sweetteabone

A vagina shark is a very horny male who is always on the hunt for vagina!! This animal is characterized by its constant roaming eye and insatiable thirst for all things vagina. There is nothing that will stop this horny male from getting his fill of vagina.
Junior Is the biggest vagina shark I know!

I am so sick of the club scene, there is never any decent men just a bunch of vagina sharks swimming around!

Just last week, this vagina shark tried to hit on my woman!
by Sweetteabone December 28, 2013
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Snorkeling is the act of moterboating ones balls. This is the same as moterboating ones breasts, only the balls are motherboated instead.
My last girlfriend was an expert at snorkeling!!!!!

I think that girl wants me, she keeps looking at my package like she wants to snorkel it!

Man, my ex was a great girl but she was afraid to snorkel the boys.
by Sweetteabone December 27, 2013
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A whamdangler is a term used to describe your penis once it has been peirced,tattood, or permanently decorated in any way.Fashionably decorated male genitalia or blinged out balls.
Toby works at the ballpark restroom, and he said 30% of all men have whamdanglers

Hey, didn't you hear? That tattoo shop that's closing is offering blow out deals on all their whamdangler jewelry

That one awkward guy in the locker room keeps flopping his whamdangler around and invading my personal space.

I'm so sick of Johnson,ever since he got his penis whamdangled last Tuesday he thinks EVERYBODY wants to see it!!!
by Sweetteabone December 28, 2013
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Willow is a somewhat polite way of calling someone a coward "pussy", or a way to call someone a pussy in a setting where that word would be inappropriate. This term comes from the word pussy willow. Pussy willows can be bushy and unkempt they are mostly found in moist damp regions.
Quit being such a willow and man up!

Carlos is such a willow, he'll never watch that scary movie.

The packers are a bunch of willows the bears will beat them for sure!
by Sweetteabone December 28, 2013
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Haven't washed your ass, smell like yesterday sex, when you have sexual relations and you haven't showered yet you still smell like yesterday
Man,dog, I woke up this morning and had some nasty Russian sex with that girl we met last night
by Sweetteabone December 24, 2013
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