A girl with large boobs and a small bottom who generally chips about

someone who is self obsessed and enjoys monging.

Generic term used to describe anything which is good. (Prefix with "that *really* is a" and recite slowly to reverse the meaning)

A loose cannon, liable to go off at any time causing severe damage to those around him. Often found armed with a brown paper bag of exceptionally strong skuzz.

Nonsensical corruption of "vodka and red bull", for use when no further portions of said drink are required, but someone is about to go to the bar.

Similar to a wank but with a much, much smaller penis and frequently utilising maternal pornography.

A position used to provide sexual gratification to a male partner without intercourse wherein the the partners are naked in the 'spooned' position, on their sides, with the man's the one on the outside of the spoon erect penis firmly between the ass cheeks of the woman or person on the inside of the spoon who flexes, and gyrates, effectively twisting, rubbing, and pulling the erect penis to orgasm.