7 definitions by Super Chicken 46

[sigh]

So drunk, you die. The sixth and final stage of the "Drunk" scale. Pronounced "ahh...", almost inaudibly, as if sighed from the lips of a dying person.

Joe: sigh
Tim: What you'd say? Joe falls out of his chair unconscious Hey man, are you okay?

by Super Chicken 46 August 3, 2008

lesbidence

Noun. Evidence pertaining to the proclivities of a woman towards the fairer sex, most often: behaviour, such as kissing another woman in public while sober. Created by Adam, as far as I know, on August 11, 2007, in a fit of sheer brilliance.

There was not enough lesbidence to show she was gay.

by Super Chicken 46 August 11, 2007

Unk

When you are even drunker than runk. The third stage in the "Drunk" scale, when things are getting a little messy.

"Tonight I'm gonna get unk!"

by Super Chicken 46 August 3, 2008

k

Drunker than nk. The fifth and penultimate stage of the "Drunk" scale, requiring hospitalization. Pronounced "kuh"

"Wow, Dan is k. We should really take him to the hospital to get his stomach pumped."

by Super Chicken 46 August 3, 2008

Mulligenocide

The one genocide that a truly Great Man is allowed to commit that is ignored by history because, gosh, he was such a Great Man in other ways.

Who cares if Churchill allowed millions of people in India to die from neglect? His stolid determination won World War II! He was a Great Man! The Indian famine was Churchill's mulligenocide.

by Super Chicken 46 November 24, 2017

lesbidance

Lesbidance is the situation in which a lesbian finds herself when she is somewhat unwittingly talked into a FMF threesome with an otherwise straight couple.

As the two girls moved towards each other the lesbidance had begun.

by Super Chicken 46 August 11, 2007

amateur surgery

A noticeably bad shaving job.

Joe: "Wow, cut yourself shaving this morning?"
Tom: "Yeah, I've started performing amateur surgery on myself."

by Super Chicken 46 January 21, 2008