6 definitions by SumKidWithIssues

9gag

9gag is a site made in 2009 in Hong Kong. its where fucking morons post random shit thinking they are the shit because they got onto the "hot" page. NOT A SINGLE FUCKING ORIGINAL MEME CAME FROM THIS SITE. This where all memes go to die some say.

9gag freak: OMG I AM ON HOT PAGE ON 9GAG FUCK YOU NOOBS!

SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY HAS A LIFE: Quit stealing memes you fag.

by SumKidWithIssues September 19, 2017

KKK

Stands for: Kool Kids Klub.

Home of dah Kool Kids! These kids are so kool!

*not to be affiliated with the Klu Klux Klan*

A KOOL KID: MAN WE IS SO KOOL! WE AIN'T RACIST! WE KOOL!

Another man: You should replace the K's with C's.
A KOOL KID: FOR THE KOOL KIDS KLUB!
Another man: So that is what KKK means..

by SumKidWithIssues January 2, 2018

apple

You should know what a fucking apple is.

Stupid fuck: "Hey man whats an apple?"
Some guy: "I want to kill myself because of your stupidity."

by SumKidWithIssues September 19, 2017

War

An organized conflict between two nations. War can be caused by many things:

1. Assasinations
2.Invasions
3.Assholes declaring war
4.You step on a lego from another country.
5. Disagreeing with political views

Guy 1: Hey man! You stole my deck of cards!

Guy 2: You stole my mom.

Guy 1: THIS MEANS WAR!

by SumKidWithIssues October 22, 2017

Pizza

Something Italians can relate to.

Used in World War II as bombs by the italians.

An Italian: OH-A BOY! ME PIZZA IS-A MASTAPEECE.

by SumKidWithIssues September 27, 2017

lego

Little plastic landmines.

They FUCKING HURT to step on

You: Ah what I nice da- OW FUCK MY FEET! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE? LEGOS??????!?!?!?!?! FUCKCKCKKCCKCCCKKCKC.

by SumKidWithIssues September 27, 2017