12 definitions by Sultry Santa

McMicrophone

A microphone that performs poorly. The term is most often used to describe gaming mics.

Online Gamer: I can't understand PoonSlayer6969's call outs because his McMicrophone is cutting out again.

by Sultry Santa October 24, 2020

Chuck

A closet homosexual who ignores his bros by hanging out with his "girl" 24/7. He only associates himself with her to try and hide the fact that he is gay even though everybody already knows the truth.

Andres: Why didn't Chuck go to the casino with us?

Travis: He's hanging out with Elizabeth because he thinks it will prevent us from thinking he is gay.

by Sultry Santa March 7, 2018

Lux

The best League of Legends champions since she is the hottest.

League of Legends E-Sports Player at a Post-Match Press Conference: We did not have a chance of winning against Lux because her sexiness distracted the entire team from sticking to the game plan.

by Sultry Santa April 7, 2018

Taco B

Another way to refer to Taco Bell. Most people who use this nickname have a digestive system that has evolved to digest Taco Bell normally, contrary to everyone else, who always get the shits from eating Taco Bell.

Person 1: Even though I went yesterday, I'm gonna get some more Taco B.

Person 2: You mean Taco Bell? That place gives me the shits.

by Sultry Santa April 27, 2019

Mark One's Territory

When a man ejaculates on an item that is not his own in order for a part of him (DNA) to remain on the item even though he has left the area.

Person 1: Why would anyone need to mark one's territory?

Person 2: To remind future generations of one's legacy of superior DNA

by Sultry Santa April 27, 2019

Tennis

A stupid sport where people spend a lot of money and their precious time just to hit neon yellow balls with sticks

Person 1: Why would anyone play tennis? All they do is hit a ball with a stick

by Sultry Santa April 27, 2019

Slacker

Any athlete who does not touch the lines with their hand during a suicide

Person 1: Can you believe that slacker? He didn't touch the lines with his hand.

Person 2: That will cost him in the 4th Quarter

by Sultry Santa April 27, 2019