5 definitions by Suck a Fkwit
A deep depression that occurs as a result of realising that any wealth or success you have ever, or will ever achieved is a result of the efforts of your father.
Those guys are really showing off about their business success, but in reality they inherited a Blue Diamond from their dad.
by Suck a Fkwit August 29, 2022
I played social soccer on the weekend and the fullback kicked me right in the sack and I've woken up with a Purple Pod.
by Suck a Fkwit August 29, 2022
When a caucasian strip club patron pays to be violently beaten by an African American exotic dancer. Psychologically traced back to white guilt over the atrocities of slavery and institutional racism, particularly in Western Countries.
John went to Love and Rockets last night, and Robbie paid a black lady to give him a Honky Punch for his birthday.
by Suck a Fkwit August 29, 2022
A brand of diesel generator designed for high performance and fuel efficiency. Translated from the German word meaning, "Fox Town'" Fuchtardt's brand origins are actually a homage to a disabled boiler maker known as Johnny Incest, who was famous for not having a Dodge Ram.
Look at that glue meter Fuchtardt with the Mazda sending Dodge Ram emails with "urgent," in the title.
by Suck a Fkwit June 16, 2022
A mutated and incurable genetic version of narcissistic personality disorder that leads to the sufferer experiencing severe auditory and visual hallucinations. These may include believing you're not a complete fuck stick, ignoring world record equalling staff turnover, using the phrase "blacker than Ernie Dingo," massively exaggerating ones achievements, and being blind to the fact that everyone laughed when you had a heart attack. Ironically, sufferers of Woollett-itis tend to create deep emotional bonds between people around them, who flock together in fierce agreement over their common shock and dismay over the sufferers behaviour.
Haha, that cunt with the Woollett-itis just slipped on some chain awl whilst abusing a staff member for no reason and his heart exploded and his stupid face got caved in. Let's go the pub immediately and have eleventy beers, but first let's all piss on the cunt and fart in his mouth..
by Suck a Fkwit July 25, 2023