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8 definitions by SuCk mY DicK

 
1.
What you say to people when you have the desire for a blowjob. Also what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves and attack you.
Fuck you, commie bastard. Suck my Dick!

A Submitted joke: From "Suck My Dick"
Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.
by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004
 
2.
Just like it says. A division of beastility that involves sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being.
Animal Porn slut: "I'm ready to go on camera and fuck a dog."
by Suck My Dick March 22, 2005
 
3.
The franchise of theme parks that features a stupid old, bald dancing freak who dances to music that is sixty years ahead of what his generation would listen to. I hate him.
Six Flags was awesome and their commercials were even good until they got that moronic old bald guy in his stupid bowtie to dance to bad music.
by Suck My Dick November 18, 2004
 
4.
Just like it says on here. This is a category in beastiality involving sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being. This can also be applied to sick, dirty humor. See below....
i.....wanna fuck a dog in the ass....i wanna fuck a dog in the ass...i wanna fuck a dog......i tried to fuck your mom in the ass...tried to fuck your dad in the ass...could only find the dog....and his ass...we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog....i wanna fuck a pirate in the ass..argh me and me first mate you scurvy kerr...i wanna fuck a fuckin pirate but i found the dog....that was no dog that was thy own sister. -Jonathon Hasselmann; 12/20/2003
by Suck My Dick March 22, 2005
 
5.
A talentless rapper, like most of them are. Millions of people actually BUY this ghetto moron's albums; how intelligent is that? Anyways, he sucks, his music does, and he apparently loves to talk about his getting shot several times. Do we really want to hear about getting shot, much less having it happen to us?
Fuck 50cent! I'll tell you what I think about 50cent; his albums are only WORTH 50 cents!
by Suck My Dick April 05, 2005
 
6.
Joke Time: If I had half-a-penny for every brain cell that yo mama didn't have, I'd be richer than Bill Gates!
"FUCK YO MAMA!"......then fifty other niggas said "WE ALREADY DID!!!" DAMN!
by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004
 
7.
What I am, and what I use when thinking.
I am "Shit for Brains", how do you do?
by Suck My Dick April 12, 2005