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A flabby, loose or overly spacious vagina. Has a complete lack of taughtness and can usually house large objects, possibly large objects being the cause.
by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004
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Literally, Body Odour. The smell that it created when bacteria feeds on sweat hence making it stale. Often unpleasant.
Literally, Body Odour. The smell that it created when bacteria feeds on sweat hence making it stale. Often unpleasant.
SIMON: "Charles, you have B.O. Go and wash your armpits!"
CHARLES: "I have taken your offensive statement and unmitigated imperative into account and have calculated an appropiate answer to your utterance: No."
CHARLES: "I have taken your offensive statement and unmitigated imperative into account and have calculated an appropiate answer to your utterance: No."
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
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Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.
Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.
See also Baby Gravy
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.
Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.
See also Baby Gravy
"Jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into Margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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The only externally visible part of the urethra on a male where semen and urine is secreted from the body.
Known as a 'Jap's eye' due to the similarity between the shape of the stereotypical Japanese eye and that the opening on the penis is much like a slit.
Although the phrase is not used in a directly racist manner, people of Far Eastern origin may take offence to the use of the term.
The only externally visible part of the urethra on a male where semen and urine is secreted from the body.
Known as a 'Jap's eye' due to the similarity between the shape of the stereotypical Japanese eye and that the opening on the penis is much like a slit.
Although the phrase is not used in a directly racist manner, people of Far Eastern origin may take offence to the use of the term.
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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The implication that the subject of the insult is indeed so insignificant as to suggest that they are equal only to the small particles of sweat, semen and urine to be found twix the folds of the foreskin and/or other parts of the penis.
The implication that the subject of the insult is indeed so insignificant as to suggest that they are equal only to the small particles of sweat, semen and urine to be found twix the folds of the foreskin and/or other parts of the penis.
BAZZA: "Aww Chazza you fuckin' knob-cheese!"
CHAZZA: "Dahn fuckin' call me a knob-cheese, y' piece o' shit!"
CHAZZA: "Dahn fuckin' call me a knob-cheese, y' piece o' shit!"
by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005
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If the "penny has dropped" it means someone has finally realised the situation they are in after possibly being unaware of it for a long time, depending on the situation.
==> The phrase dates back to the Victorian Era and the popular penny-slot arcades. The penny would often stick halfway down the slot and the user would then have to either wait, or give the machine a thump before the 'penny finally dropped' and they could begin playing.
If the "penny has dropped" it means someone has finally realised the situation they are in after possibly being unaware of it for a long time, depending on the situation.
==> The phrase dates back to the Victorian Era and the popular penny-slot arcades. The penny would often stick halfway down the slot and the user would then have to either wait, or give the machine a thump before the 'penny finally dropped' and they could begin playing.
THOMAS: "You know... The other day with the beavers?"
COLIN: "........."
THOMAS: "We used their dam as a bridge?"
COLIN: "........."
THOMAS: "Ruined their homes?"
COLIN: "OHHHHHHHH, now I get you."
GARY: "Ah, the penny has finally dropped. Stupid fool."
COLIN: "........."
THOMAS: "We used their dam as a bridge?"
COLIN: "........."
THOMAS: "Ruined their homes?"
COLIN: "OHHHHHHHH, now I get you."
GARY: "Ah, the penny has finally dropped. Stupid fool."
by Stuart Fletcher January 22, 2005
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M.A.S.K. literally 'Mobile Armoured Strike Kommand' was a cartoon series made in the late 80's - early 90's featuring a team of men led by Matt Trakker utilising masks with special powers and special vehicles against another team of villains known as V.E.N.O.M. It was very successful.
M.A.S.K. literally 'Mobile Armoured Strike Kommand' was a cartoon series made in the late 80's - early 90's featuring a team of men led by Matt Trakker utilising masks with special powers and special vehicles against another team of villains known as V.E.N.O.M. It was very successful.
GONZALEZ: "M.A.S.K. was probably one of the best cartoons to ever come from America. It had violence, but no blood. Amazing."
RONALD: "Yeah, they lived in a laser age! They're cool. Cartoons nowadays are shit and boring."
GONZALEZ: "I concur."
RONALD: "Yeah, they lived in a laser age! They're cool. Cartoons nowadays are shit and boring."
GONZALEZ: "I concur."
by Stuart Fletcher January 11, 2005
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