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Dollop

<noun> Slang;

An amount of a sufficiently viscous substance such as mayonnaise or jelly to form a large blob on a particular surface when placed there with a kitchen utensil such as a table-spoon.
SINAED: "Would you like anything else with that?"
PADDY: "Yeah, go on then. Give us a dollop of mayonnaise, please.
SINAED: "Certainly Sir. My only place in life is to serve you."

A dollop of cum.
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
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ROTFLMAOSHIH

<internet abbreviation> Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off So Hard It Hurts
JAMES: "So then he walked up to him and just said, 'Unexpected?'"
JIMMY: "ROTFLMAOSHIH"
by Stuart Fletcher October 10, 2005
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Ejaculate

<transitive verb>
1) To eject swiftly.
2) To utter suddenly.
3) To blow a full-on shed-full of baby-batter out of your jap's eye.
1) The pilot ejaculated from the aircraft just before the point of collision.
2) "Oh!" Thomas ejaculated, "That came as a surprise."
3) I have just ejaculated into your mother's vaginal crevice.
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
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Full-On

<adverb> British Slang;

1) Synonymous with 'absolute', 'positive', 'total' etc...
"Jonathan is an absolute, full-on knob-head!"
by Stuart Fletcher November 15, 2004
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Aint

<negative third person singular> Chiefly American Colloquial Contraction

A single word that is equivalent to other words such as:
1) Am not
2) Are not
3) Is not

==> Most likely originated in the Southern States of America as it flows easily with their accent but has now been used in many places around the world.
"I aint going."
"We aint going."
"He aint going."
by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005
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Hard

<adj> British slang

1) To be tough, strong and a good fighter.
2) To pretend to be tough, strong and a good fighter.
1) "Keith is hard, last week he totally fucked over Bilbo."
2) "I'm 'ard me innit. Dah'n fucken mess."
by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004
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Rejection

<verb>
1) When someone wants something from someone but gets turned away.
2) One of the worst feelings in the world.
3) The subject of nearly every emo song ever written.
1) Bobby the Stud took the rejection in his stride, and oh, what a proud stride it is!
2) Woe, woe it is. The long lasting pain builds up inside, columinating never, always building. Like an endless wall the pain builds, blocking you from what you want, something you will never have, and will never lose again...
3) Ummmm.... "Eeeemo, eeeemo, EEEEEEEEMMMOOOOOO, I got rejected! Boo hoo, sooob soob, whimper, sniffle, shout! Screeeeeaaaaaaaammmmmm!" etc...
by Stuart Fletcher January 17, 2005
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