Stuart Fletcher's definitions

England

<noun> Geography;

The largest and most populous country in Great Britain, the largest island of an archapelago located 20 miles to the North-West of the European continent. England has borders with Scotland and Wales; Elsewhere, it is mainly bounded by the North sea and the English Channel.
It's capital city is London, which is also it's main economical and governmental heart. The government itself is known as a parliamentary democracy consisting of political parties whose members are elected into 'seats' in the House of Commons. Each member represents a constituency (usually a city or group of towns) and if elected is then known as an MP or Member of Parliament.
The Monarchy of England is symbolic and plays no powerful role in the political system, although they are the rulers of the State, and the Commonwealth by name.
London is also the capital city of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, with it's members: England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland (in order of land mass).
Britain had the largest empire ever known, covering just under one third of the Earth's surface, on which "the sun never set."

==> The name 'England' derives from "Angle-Land" from the Anglo-Saxons who settled here in the 4th-8th centuries A.D. Which also explains foreign names for our country, e.g. "Angleterre" in French.

ENGLISH PERSON: "I am from England."

ENGLISH PERSON 2: "Oh. Me too."

by Stuart Fletcher May 15, 2005

Billy no mates

British Slang
A person with no friends, or at least someone who appears that way.
Other similar uses:
1) On his bill - On his own
2) Has been billied - Has been abandoned (by friends)
3) A billy - one with no friends

"That Danny lad is a right billy-no-mates."
"Look at that lad over there on his bill."
"David's been billied! Haha!"
"Ryan is a billy..."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Angel Wings

<noun>
1) Literal, Biblical; The wings of an angel.
2) Offensive, Slang; (Of a woman) Fat which gathers at the top of the arms, usually at the back so when she lifts her arms up, the flabbyness is revealed. Also known as 'Bingo Wings' for this reason.

1) Seraphim had angel wings.
2) Sarah had angel wings...

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

A shed-full

<n> Northern British slang;
collective term used to describe a large amount of something.

"There's a shed-full of stars in the Universe."

"Brenda accepted the shed-full of sperm which was oozed all over her in the bukkake cum-bath."

by Stuart Fletcher November 15, 2004

Sexual Zenith

<noun>
1) The point of orgasm during sexual intercourse.
2) The moment you smack your load all over your partner's body during a tit-wank or a hand job or something...
3) The point of orgasm in any situation, be it masturbation or otherwise.

1) "Oh darling, I have just reached my sexual zenith."
2) "Oh bitch-ass skanky ho, I be reachin' dat sexual zenith right now."
3) "Glen reached his sexual zenith as he pressed his jap's eye into the handkerchief."

by Stuart Fletcher January 17, 2005

Yonk

British Slang, Measurement of Time;

1) The unit of 'Yonk' is known to be exactly 3 Months and 13 Days.

--> Used to describe a long period since you last saw someone or something. Usually termed 'Yonks' rather than a 'Yonk'.

1)
BOB: "Gee Willy, I haven't seen you for Yonks!"
WILLY: "Yeah, must be about 3 Yonks actually."

by Stuart Fletcher November 10, 2004

Tiles

<noun> Slang;

Used in reference to the paving slabs in the street resembling tiles that one may find in their kitchen or bathroom.

SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER: "What are you doing tonight?"
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER 2: "I thought we could have a night on the tiles tonight."
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER: "Yeah, I could do with getting drunk, woo go Friday!" <raises arms to reveal angel wings>

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005