Baby-Batter

<noun> Slang;

Sperm and/or semen.

Same as: baby batter

"Seraphim gagged as the baby-batter slipped down her throat."

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

Large Meal

Fast food terminology;

America: Giant burger, a bucket of fries and a gallon of Cola (with refills).
Europe: Large burger, a sachet of fries and a litre of Cola (without refills).

Now do you understand, America?

by Stuart Fletcher February 22, 2005

Bucket

A flabby, loose or overly spacious vagina. Has a complete lack of taughtness and can usually house large objects, possibly large objects being the cause.

"Mrs. Darlington at number 13 has a 'bucket' according to Heratio."

by Stuart Fletcher November 01, 2004

Plaster of Penis

British slang
Yet another coined term meaning the contents of the testicles.
However "plaster of penis" is usually too wordy to actually thread into a sentence and so is never often used as a metaphor for come/cum.

"Fredrick the novelist was having enormous trouble including 'Plaster of Penis' into his pornographic literature, as it spoiled the rhythm of his sentence structure."
"Father MacDougall made a tissue sculpture using plaster of penis as his glue."

by Stuart Fletcher November 03, 2004

ROTFLMAOSHIH

<internet abbreviation> Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off So Hard It Hurts

JAMES: "So then he walked up to him and just said, 'Unexpected?'"
JIMMY: "ROTFLMAOSHIH"

by Stuart Fletcher October 10, 2005

Yonk

British Slang, Measurement of Time;

1) The unit of 'Yonk' is known to be exactly 3 Months and 13 Days.

--> Used to describe a long period since you last saw someone or something. Usually termed 'Yonks' rather than a 'Yonk'.

1)
BOB: "Gee Willy, I haven't seen you for Yonks!"
WILLY: "Yeah, must be about 3 Yonks actually."

by Stuart Fletcher November 10, 2004

Sexual Zenith

<noun>
1) The point of orgasm during sexual intercourse.
2) The moment you smack your load all over your partner's body during a tit-wank or a hand job or something...
3) The point of orgasm in any situation, be it masturbation or otherwise.

1) "Oh darling, I have just reached my sexual zenith."
2) "Oh bitch-ass skanky ho, I be reachin' dat sexual zenith right now."
3) "Glen reached his sexual zenith as he pressed his jap's eye into the handkerchief."

by Stuart Fletcher January 17, 2005