4 definitions by StraightWhiteMale#12039292

Rochelle

the name of that bitch everyone hates from mid school
yknow the one
acts cool, has those dumbass long acrylic nails, really christian, always wears a croptop and sweatpants no matter the weather, and has a boyfriend named either Forest or Dane and always uses at least 23 emojis on facebook or instagram, about .3 per word. also says her favorite food is her moms cooking but its really taco bell

MAN, FUCK YOU ROCHELLE, STOP STEALING MY DUTCH BROS GIFT CARDS YOU WHORE

by StraightWhiteMale#12039292 June 12, 2023

Portugeazeites

a rando from portugal

" "Hello my fellow Portugeazeites"- 3 random portugese kids" - Sam o' Nella

by StraightWhiteMale#12039292 April 17, 2023

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

A Homo-Erotic Shonin manga and Anime about big hairy buff men using Sunlight magic and Ghosts with strangely specific powers to kill a Vampires, Vampires that live in pillars, incel murderers with hand fetishes, Mafia Bosses, gay Priests who fuck vampires, the immortal President of the United states of america, the Yakuza, and another mafia boss.
every protag.'s name HAS to start with the sound "Jo" or "Juh", and every villains ghost has to affect time in some way.
the series is seperated into "Parts" which chronologically lead into the next, starting in the late 1880's and ending in its 6th part which takes place in 2011. after its 6th part, it was rebooted.
it's fans are notoriously annoying. ZA WARUDO?!?! HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO"S REFERENCE?!?!!? MY NAME IS YOSHIKAGE KIRA-

Did the new anime part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure come out yet?

by StraightWhiteMale#12039292 June 13, 2023

Tangle

An overly eccentric Lesbian character, and specifically has an interest in introverted girls. Specifically introverted girl with traumatic backstories.

Man, I think that Blaze the Cat is such a Tangle. (See what i did there ?)

by StraightWhiteMale#12039292 June 12, 2023