Definitions by Storpy

Rollo Curse 

Ancient evil curse, Germanic in origin, that ensures ensuing generations of a family's men are endowed with an extremely small penis, aka, a nub.

Girlfriend: "What are we supposed to do with that?"

The Cursed:  "I got the Rollo Curse from my father, by the way, I thought size doesn't matter.  Bitch."

Rollo Curse by Storpy August 23, 2011

Mule Teeth 

A human set of yellow, smelly, decaying, ill-spaced teeth that look like they belong in Lester, the common farm Jackass.  Mule teeth are particularly suited for those that grind their corn.  (From the Latin:  Muleicus Toothicus)

Jenny: What’s up with your Dad’s mule teeth? They look like they belong in a Donkey’s mouth.

Jim: Yeah, nasty, huh? You should see him turn corn kernels into corn meal.

Mule Teeth by Storpy August 23, 2011

Mush Mouse 

Term of endearment used for one's wife when seeking anal intercourse.  Usually used on Christmas Eve while drinking pinky finger mixed Manhattan's, and the kids are told to stay put in their rooms.

Dan:  I'm ready to "take a nap" Mush Mouse

Jeanette:  Oy, ok, let me get the kids put away.

Mush Mouse by Storpy August 23, 2011

Shtopsel 

A kid with a particularly large head. From the German "shtopsel", a decorated bottle cork, distinguishable by the large bavarian head at it's top.

Jimmy: "Tell the Shtopsel to come in here."
Bobby: "Are you kidding? He won't fit through the door."

Shtopsel by Storpy August 12, 2011

Nutweiser 

A particularly bubbly load of love sauce spewed after a night of hard drinking.

Paul: Wow, what a night. Did you fuck that girl?

Carl: Yeah, Nutweiser was bubbling out of her ham wallet.

Nutweiser by Storpy July 24, 2011

Butt Dew 

The ring of sweat left on the toilet seat upon getting up after a particularly problematic deuce.

The butt dew glistened after I put one through the hoop.

Butt Dew by Storpy July 21, 2011