Stop the Pendulum's definitions

sisters before misters

The unwritten law that dictates that a the wishes of an unmarried woman's or girl's female friends trump those of a men she wants to have a relationship with. This law exists to protect said woman from being roosterpecked or whipped and her boyfriend's a pig or a man slut.
Better known as ladies first and to hell with your boyfriend.

Yo, lady, don't let that male chauvanist pig tell you what to do. He thinks you're just another piece of ass. After all, it's sisters before misters.

by Stop the Pendulum April 14, 2006

Dixiecon

A white, largely Southern, social conservative opposed to social progress, civil rights for nonwhites, and political equality. They were the old Dixiecrats who have switched to the Republican party. They're now also known as Dixiecans.
Characteristics of a Dixiecon include: overt or thinly veiled white supremacy; in-your-face sexism; an outward show of patriotism by flag waving while at the same time evading taxes and military service; religous fundamentalism; and (active or passive) allegiance with white supremacist hate groups, better known as domestic terrorist organizations.

Dixiecons have this country held hostage to their small-minded, redneck views. They're trying to pass unconstitutional voting laws requiring photo ID. They claim it will reduce voter fraud (read: large minority turnout), but in fact, it's designed to keep poor people, especially the elderly, disabled, and minorites, from voting out the Dixiecon mafia.

by Stop the pendulum June 11, 2006

pussy whipped bitch

A female dog who is regularly dominated by one or more cats. Her male counterpart is called a pussy whipped son of a bitch

I can't rely on that mutt to guard the house--she's such a pussy whipped bitch that the cats could do a better job of keeping out intruders!

by Stop the Pendulum July 3, 2005

grow some ovaries

To behave more courageously and/or maturely: to behave like a grown woman as opposed to acting like a little girl. The female equivalent of grow some balls or grow a pair.

Evil right-wing bitch Ann Coulter should grow some ovaries and make amends to Democrats she slanders instead of writing libelous books accusing liberals (read: any civilized human being) of her own wrongdoings. BTA, she probably wasn't born with ovaries.

by Stop the Pendulum August 23, 2006

steel bodyguard

A legally purchased revolver or pistol, typically used for self-defense at home or away.

A woman who lives alone in a rough neighborhood ought to have a steel bodyguard if she can't trust the human variety.

by Stop the pendulum April 4, 2006

hissy fit

a prolonged outburst of hissing by a cat.

Tweety, my late calico cat, constantly hissed at the other cats in the house. We called her Madame Hissy Fit as a result.

by Stop the pendulum April 3, 2006

on the square

Honestly; seriously; not joking.

On the square, I think you ought to get yourself a pet if you're so lonely.

by Stop the Pendulum September 5, 2005