The hero of the bathroom stalls. Tis not a bird, nor a plane.. it's the almighty Poo Warrior! He shall save you from the evil s-bomb (or at least clean it up for you). The Poo Warrior is a rather stingy fellow, who does not often allow one to take a wonderful west-coast-clearing dump in his urinals. He possesses the super power of being able to stop anyone from taking a dump whether you want to or not!
"Back away from that urinal, fiend! I, the almighty Poo Warrior, shall stop evildoers like you!"