13 definitions by Sticky whistle teeth

Chicago Tribune

A reverse titty fuck (see Cincinnati bow tie) where the gent has unexpectedly left toilet paper stuck between his ass cheeks resembling a newspaper

Last night I asked Todd for a Cincinnati bow tie, and to my dismay, I ended up getting a Chicago Tribune.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Fistectomy

Placing a mans ball on a hard surface and smashing them to a pulp with your fist, saving the need for a vasectomy.

To save Todd money on a vasectomy, Mike offered to give him a fistectomy for free.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

red water rafting

Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.

Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

piss-lettes

The 3 drops of piss that end up in your underwear after taking a leak

Chris and Joni were discussing that they hate the fact that Mike and Todd always have piss-lettes in the underwear when they do laundry.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 22, 2017

dead mans hole

When is chick is such a lame fuck that you would rather do a dead person

Mike was telling Todd that he a dead mans hole last night and would have rather jerked off.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 22, 2017

jelly munchkin

The jelly munchkin is the same thing as a jelly doughnut except it is done with a midget.

Hey Mike, Todd did the jelly munchkin with little sally

by Sticky whistle teeth June 24, 2017

Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.

Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017