3 definitions by Steve Hoflenson
The idealistic belief that those in law enforcement will perform their sworn duties. Symptoms include depression, disbelief, and cognitive dissonance. Rational people are only affected once then they become inoculated (based).
Steve knew that when the authorities found evidence of wrongdoing, justice would be harsh and swift, but in actuality, Steve was suffering Durham-Barr Syndrome.
by Steve Hoflenson May 2, 2021
Yesterday, a White House intern co-opted a MAGA meme and changed the name to make Joe Biden look virile and cool, but didn't realize he used Nazi imagery until the internet flamed him. He was so upset, then he felt a warm sensation by his anus. He looked down and realized he made a "Dark Brandon."
by Steve Hoflenson August 9, 2022
Woke Shield
A defensive, often desperate, virtue-signal move to distract leftist media and audience mobs from your own — or your companies’ — crimes against humanity.
A defensive, often desperate, virtue-signal move to distract leftist media and audience mobs from your own — or your companies’ — crimes against humanity.
“Apple threw up its Woke Shields and announced LGBTQ+ support hoping that no one will notice their workers committing suicide in Chinese sweatshops (i.e. other Chinese affiliates: Nike, NBA, etc.)”
In a last ditch effort for sympathy, Harvey Weinstein threw up his woke shield and declared his “new life’s mission is to take down the NRA” (after recent multiple rape allegations).
In a last ditch effort for sympathy, Harvey Weinstein threw up his woke shield and declared his “new life’s mission is to take down the NRA” (after recent multiple rape allegations).
by Steve Hoflenson May 20, 2021