Stephan's definitions

pottery knife

the weapon of choice whilst in the heat of a kitchen battle...with the mouse king that lives in the walls of your house.

1. I had to use my pottery knife to ward off the hordes of mice. 2. Joe reached for his pottery knife to fend off the attack of the Mouse King, to no prevail....

by Stephan February 26, 2005

Walmart

1. Hell
2. A bad place to work
3. A bad place to shop
4. See number 1

i went to walmart last night... and i got third degree burns... and i think i saw Satan... he was yellow.. and had a big fucking smile on his face....He was going around slashing prices... SLASHING!!!

by Stephan February 26, 2005

The 31's

A gang.. consisting of Me... and Korri... *shrugs* currently looking for new members

I totally got the shit beat out of me by the 31's last night in the alley behind the 7-11

by Stephan February 26, 2005

Clown rape

The act done by Scott... a kid i know... cause... its hilarious to rape clowns

dude... did you see that clown rape last night?

by Stephan February 26, 2005

Hot Pocketing

The act of using a curling iron to heat up a corpses vagina before commencing the act of necrophilia

i totally Hot Pocketed that bitch last night, she was fresh from the mourge, not to cold and not freezer burned.

by Stephan February 26, 2005

coke dick

losing circulation in your penis, causing it to shrival or become small, also not allowing an erection to fully occur due to lack of blood.

I snorted so much coke that I had coke-dick.

by stephan December 4, 2004

ivl

short form of EVIL.
Invented by the G.I.M-clan

ur so IVL, boii

by Stephan January 6, 2004