Ste's definitions

payt

An undesirable person, usually because of a fowl odour.

What the fuck are you doing? You fucking payt!

by Ste March 31, 2004

teht

American word for "tit" usually has the words "ohm ohm" before it

by Ste September 14, 2003

well aye

hartlepool term for why aye!

comin down the pub?
well aye!

by ste January 6, 2005

alrite

greeting in the north east of england usually between males

passes mate in street
"alrite"
"aye"

by ste January 6, 2005

shit stabber

The stabbing of one's shit by another man's erect genitalia via the exit pipe

Ste: "Chris can I poke your bum hole?"
Chris:"But you might stab some of my shit!"
Ste: "You didn't mind last time"
Chris:"I did - it got a bit messy"
Ste: "Shit sorry I thought you were asleep."

by Ste April 6, 2003

Maisey

A selfish act with no consideration for anyone else. The act is worsened when many other people are involved.

Returning from the drinks machine with just a drink for yourself can be called "doing a Maisey"

by Ste April 12, 2005

dut

slang word for a wooly hat worn in the winter, comes from Hartlepool, North East England

nice dut mate!
nice aint it!

by ste December 28, 2004