Ste's definitions

shit stabber

The stabbing of one's shit by another man's erect genitalia via the exit pipe

Ste: "Chris can I poke your bum hole?"
Chris:"But you might stab some of my shit!"
Ste: "You didn't mind last time"
Chris:"I did - it got a bit messy"
Ste: "Shit sorry I thought you were asleep."

by Ste April 6, 2003

payt

An undesirable person, usually because of a fowl odour.

What the fuck are you doing? You fucking payt!

by Ste March 31, 2004

liquidy

a word which gives an object liquid qualities

"ohm ohm liquidy chicken goodness"

by Ste September 14, 2003

Maisey

A selfish act with no consideration for anyone else. The act is worsened when many other people are involved.

Returning from the drinks machine with just a drink for yourself can be called "doing a Maisey"

by Ste April 12, 2005

kweh

A word spoken by "Eskimo Bob" and "chocobos"
A feeling of happiness, relief and bread
Also is a witty remark, used randomly

Eskimo Bob : KWEH!!!
Karl : HUH?
Eskimo Bob : KWEH?
Karl : WHY YES, I WILL SLEEP WITH YOU

by Ste September 14, 2003

weed

fine tasting drug smoked as a blunt.

Dude pass the f***in' Blunt!

by Ste May 13, 2005

dut

slang word for a wooly hat worn in the winter, comes from Hartlepool, North East England

nice dut mate!
nice aint it!

by ste December 28, 2004