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1.
Town situated in North East England,
1 Hour South of Newcastle.
Great attractions such as: Historic Quay, Marina, Lawrence, Divvy Sharon..
Moe: This towns a shit hole
Trev: Be gratefull you don't like in Hartlepool.

and

Moe: Isnt Hartlepool were Lawrence is?
Trev: Yes im related to him.
by Moe UK October 19, 2008
 
2.
A town full of fucking idiots that won't stop putting pictures about how big there shlong is from Urban Dictionary, the majority of them are virgins other then when they were anally raped by a family friend as young'ins, the towns an absolute shithole full of smackheads/attention seekers & sluts!
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HARTLEPOOL UNLESS YOU WANT AIDS.
by jajdajdsgsvs October 21, 2013