17 definitions by Static1432

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The occurrence of two naked men slapping each other cocks together as a form of sexual pleasure.
Janet: Why didn't Mike and Dave come to thew party?
Marlon: They were too busy sword fighting when i called them and said that they had rather cum later.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009

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Having remnants, usually crust and grease, on your lips after digging into a bowl of fried chicken.
Colonel: If I were you, I certainly wouldn't go into the interview looking like that?

Patricia: Why, is there something wrong with my dress?

Colonel: Naw bitch, you just forgot to wipe your fried chicken lips after lunch!
by Static1432 October 23, 2009

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Having sex inside of a dressing room at a major retail store while being as quiet as possible.
After trying on clothes in front of one another, Bella and Dixie were so horny that they engaged in dressing room sex before the store closed.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009

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Having sex in a limousine immediately after getting married.
Melissa and John were so horny right after they got married and couldn't wait until they got to the hotel to have sex, so they decided to have hot limo sex as they drove down the highway.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009

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Shitting a massive pile of feces within your pants to the point that they sag on the ground like a cash money millionaire.
Did you see that guy over at the liquor store? I though he had robbed the place and put all that Colt 45 in his pants, but after he walked past me I immediately could tell he had a shit sag.
by Static1432 November 17, 2009

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The act of walking into a restroom stall where feces is present and then taking the feces and drawing diagrams and pictures on the walls of the bathroom and the stall.
I was so bored at KFC that when i went into the restroom to wash my hands I decided to layer the walls with bathroom graffiti from someone else's dumpage.
by static1432 November 12, 2009

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Someone who be carryin' dat ass everywhere dey go and have dem guys be whistlin' and tryin' to get some of dat big ole booty meat.
Sheniqua didn't consider herself an ass trucker until Quantavious got a hard on math class and asked if he could stick his coefficient in her parenthesis.
by Static1432 November 12, 2009

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