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Bathroom Graffiti

The act of walking into a restroom stall where feces is present and then taking the feces and drawing diagrams and pictures on the walls of the bathroom and the stall.
I was so bored at KFC that when i went into the restroom to wash my hands I decided to layer the walls with bathroom graffiti from someone else's dumpage.
by static1432 November 12, 2009
mugGet the Bathroom Graffitimug.

Ass Trucker

Someone who be carryin' dat ass everywhere dey go and have dem guys be whistlin' and tryin' to get some of dat big ole booty meat.
Sheniqua didn't consider herself an ass trucker until Quantavious got a hard on math class and asked if he could stick his coefficient in her parenthesis.
by Static1432 November 12, 2009
mugGet the Ass Truckermug.

Dressing Room Sex

Having sex inside of a dressing room at a major retail store while being as quiet as possible.
After trying on clothes in front of one another, Bella and Dixie were so horny that they engaged in dressing room sex before the store closed.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
mugGet the Dressing Room Sexmug.

Shit Sag

Shitting a massive pile of feces within your pants to the point that they sag on the ground like a cash money millionaire.
Did you see that guy over at the liquor store? I though he had robbed the place and put all that Colt 45 in his pants, but after he walked past me I immediately could tell he had a shit sag.
by Static1432 November 17, 2009
mugGet the Shit Sagmug.

Crap Attacked

When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.
While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.
by Static1432 November 12, 2009
mugGet the Crap Attackedmug.

Butt Plunge

The act of using a toilet plunger to unclog an asshole that has been stopped up with feces and food particles.
After swallowing too many pieces of gum, Kristen decided it was best to visit the doctor to get a butt plunge.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
mugGet the Butt Plungemug.

Fridge Whore

Someone who wakes up in the middle of the night while staying at a guest's house and proceeds to sample all of the food in their refrigerator.
Madeleine found out that her sister Bella was a fridge whore after Bella strategically sampled all of the food in Madeleine's refrigerator and passed out on the floor in ecstacy with the door open.
by static1432 March 21, 2010
mugGet the Fridge Whoremug.

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