13 definitions by Stanky

She ugly dumb and stank all ways In someone business and she don’t make sense some times
by Stanky March 1, 2019
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n.

1. an act, or acts, when performed, make the performer a bunghole.

2. smoking crack and then claiming, "the bitch set me up," when caught.

3. being married and divorced 4 times, having countless infidelities, and then asserting that same sex marriage is "immoral," and should therefore not be legal.

4. claiming not to be a bigot, yet working to maintain LGBTs as second class citizens.

5. being an international punch line, yet taking oneself completely seriously.

6. being utterly self-serving and narcissistic.

7. claiming to represent an entire group of citizens, while having absolutely no redeeming social qualities, thus doing everyone a disservice.

8. having a group of followers whose sole purpose is to ensure that the form of discrimination they face is the only socially unacceptable form of discrimination.
One wonders whether Marion Barry actually supports marriage equality and realizes that the best way to advance the cause would be for him to continue to engage in rampant acts of wanton bungholery, of which he is well-known and is expected to perform, thereby causing all foes of equal rights to seriously question their "values."
by Stanky May 6, 2009
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heterosexuals, stragights, people who have sex with the opposite sex
"I had dinner with the Hets last night."

"O? How was it?"

"O you know, the ususal -- penis this, vagina that."

"Good times."

"Meh."
by Stanky February 1, 2008
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What the Lord saith unto thee.
And the Lord saith unto all believers who question Him not and claim to know His divine will, who write books filled with His name which contain no truth about Him, who sit in their own smug righteousness and condemn those about whom they knoweth not: "SHUTTETH THINE HOLE!!!"
by Stanky October 29, 2009
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n. / adj. The combination of the words 'futility' and 'fruitless'. Something that is pointless in the extreme; frivolous.
Despite repeated attempts over the years, his effort to perform felatio on himself was an excercise in fruitility.
by Stanky July 13, 2006
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n. -- the act of evading and avoiding something.
Krusty the clown has been convicted of tax avoision.
by Stanky August 4, 2006
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