4 definitions by Squatting Dog
When your doing a chick from behind and you stick your thumb up her brown-eye, then unexpectedly spin her around and wipe the crap under each of her eyes to make her look like a quarterback; hence a quarterback sneak.
Dude, I met this chick named Stacy at the club last night. I totally brought her back to my place and gave her a quarterback sneak. Then I threw her cloths out in the middle of the street so she would run out with crap on her face.
by Squatting Dog March 18, 2008
When you blow baby batter all over a chicks face, then sling shite all over her and make her look like a dalmation: hence a firehouse dog.
by Squatting Dog March 16, 2008
When your doing a chick in the dark and you pull out and your buddy takes your place, then you run around to the outside window, then knock and smile at them.
Bro 1: Dude, I just found this chick and she totally wants to do it!
Bro 2: We should pull a magician on her!
Bro 1: Chaw, that'll be totally radical.
Bro 2: We should pull a magician on her!
Bro 1: Chaw, that'll be totally radical.
by Squatting Dog March 18, 2008
Usually the last name of an Irish gentlemen. "Heaney"s are extremely hard working, and modest. Usually they will do anything for their friends or family. They can be shy, but always have a great sense of humor if you get to know them.
by Squatting Dog January 28, 2015