4 definitions by Sqlivnlow

The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.
Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.
by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022
Get the Johnson Time mug.
The act of following another car traveling at a high rate of speed as to (hopefully) use them to distract any police.
I woulda been late to work if I wasn't speed mooching off that tuner Honda.
by Sqlivnlow April 16, 2019
Get the Speed Mooching mug.
Floating around in a blow up Walmart pool with a beer in one hand and a pool skimmer in the other.
I had such a shitty day at work, I had to go out and do some skimmer therapy for a while.
by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022
Get the skimmer therapy mug.