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5 definitions by Spudman2k9

 
1.
The reason why I don't listen to modern day music.

1. He hasn't hit puberty.
2. He's 15 year old that sings about love. (How fucking original.)
3. He is only loved for his looks.
4. His fans are teenage girls who finger themselves to the image of him (I can guarantee you there are girls that do it.)
5. His teenage fans have NO idea on what real dinging talent is. They hear whatever is on the radio, (Obviously Justin) And then think that's the 'cool' new thing that everyone needs, until there's another teenage faggot released with more of the same shit.
6. He's the one getting signed for reason 3., when there are 1,000,000 people out there that are average looking, and 10 times more talented, but they aren't getting a fucking chance.
7. Terrible lyrics. Absolutely no meaning other than "Ooh baby, I love you, ooh, you're my one and only love". Shit.
Jb fan: OMG did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?? He is so HAWT and talented!!

Me: The kid has pretty much no talent. Having looks doesn't mean you're good at making music. *Puts on headphones and blares Free Bird and Stairway to Heaven*
by spudman2k9 October 09, 2009
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2.
There is a metal fan, and a metal fag.

Metal fan: Likes metal but doesn't care about rap, pop, etc.

Metal fag: Will do anything and everything to kill all music other than metal.
Metal fan: I don't really like rap. Not my style of music.

Metal fag: RAP, JAZZ, POP, BLUES, CLASSIC ROCK AND ANYTHING ELSE SUCKS!!!! IT'S MUSIC FOR PUSSIES!!! AND IT'S FULL OF FAGGOTS!!!! \m/ FOREVER!!!!

Metal fan: Calm the fuck down...
by spudman2k9 August 03, 2009
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3.
The cheesiest move a guy can ever do. ever. You yawn, and lift up your arms in a streching move, then put your arm over her shoulder. One of the hardest moves to pull off.
I saw a guy do the Yawn-And-Put-The-Arm-Over-The-Shoulder Manouver in france next to the eiffel tower before, and I wanted to go and shake his hand. But I didn't want to ruin the moment.
by Spudman2k9 June 19, 2009
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4.
Amazing song by The Bloodhound Gang. The verses are made up of smart ways to say 'Stick the dick in the pussy'. Kick ass chorus too.
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
by Spudman2k9 June 20, 2009
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5.
Great british boxer from southport, manchester. A welterweight fighter. Don't underestimate this guy over his size, he will drop you in the blink of an eye. His nickname is the hitman.
Ricky Hatton got owned by manny pacquaio.
by spudman2k9 August 09, 2009
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