Hermiverous is a positive and negative superlative word used to indicate either extreme elation or woefulness depending on the context.
Natalie Portman is hermiverous (really hot).
That cake was totally hermiverous (delicious)!
Dude, I was totally hermiverised last night at the party (drunk
and having a great time).
Don't play your music so loud!, I am totally hermiverised this morning (I have a hangover
Today is going to be hermiverous (about to go out on a boat on a hot sunny day).
If you don't get out of my way, asshat
, I'm gonna hermiverise your face (bash your face in).