13 definitions by Spatter Artist

>.<
1: Used to express stress
2: Used to express embarassment
3: Used just to be cute
4: Bears a strong resemblance to Cartman
My girlfriend makes a >.< whenever she wants to be cute.
by Spatter Artist November 06, 2006
A string of noises emitted by retards when attempting to say "Hello".
A Homie: Yo yo yo, whaddup ma nigga.
Me: Shut the fuck up before I shoot you in the head (again).
by Spatter Artist February 19, 2006
9
Different than a 9mm in a few ways.

-9s are fired sideways, rarely hitting anything. Used by street gangs.
-9mms are fired properly and hit where they are fired most of the time. Used by human beings.
1: suk ma 9 bitch
*emptys 16 round mag, hits nothing*
2: Dumbass
*fires one shot into 1s head*
by Spatter Artist February 19, 2006
1. To disappear, like vapor.
2. A great band formed in Little Rock, Arkansas. Founders are Amy Lee (singer, piano) and Ben Moody (ex-guitar). Other band members are Rocky Gray (drums), William Boyd (bass), John LeCompt and Terry Balsamo (guitars). As of now, the primary songwriter is Amy Lee. They are simply a rock group, usually falsely mis-labeled as christian rock. This happened because a cover of Tourniquet (song originally done by Rocky's old band) appeared on Fallen. The words "God" and "Christ" are mentioned a few times, but that'a all they're mentioned in the entire album. The album was first put in Christian stores, then taken out soon after. Their best selling album, Fallen, has gone 6X Platinum.

Recently, their live album, Anywhere But Home, caused Wal-Mart to be sued becauseit was being sold in Maryland without a Parental Advisory sticker attached to it. On track five of the album, a cover of the song Thoughtless, originally by Korn, Amy Lee swears 3 times during the course of the song, sticking with the original lyrics. Apparently, swearing in one song on an album warrants a Parental Advisory, and Marlyand Wal-Marts cannot, by law, sell albums containing this.
Evanescence facts:

Rock, not Christian rock
Not a Lacuna Coil rip-off
Greatest band ever
by Spatter Artist February 19, 2006
One who has suffered massive brain damage through a combination of gunshot wounds to the head and usage of crack-cocaine. Rarely do they speak english, or speak in a way that normal human beings can understand. They have invented their own, un-official language, referred to as "Ebonics", or Gibberish. Also related to language is the term "nigga" that is often used by rappers to refer to their friends, or people they don't like, without any change in context. They commonly refer to white people as "crackers", and this is fully accepted. If a non-black man was to say "nigga", he would be tried in court for a hate crime (probably killed in a drive-by before he reached the court house though).

They resort to talking really fast about how hard being a pimp is and what bitches they have slapped and caps they have popped, always over stolen songs from real musical artists. They usually die from being shot in drive-by shootings, or trying to swin while wearing 127 lbs. of gold and platinum plated jewelry, including, but not limited to:

-Marijuana leaves
-Full sized clocks
-Olde English font letters representing their fake names

Most rappers exagerate how "gangsta" they are, by repeating their names 3 to 400 times during the length of a "song". They also leave out the fact that they are so gangsta, yet are owned by a bunch of old rich white guys, probably with english accents.

The subject matter for rap "songs" contains at least 3 of the following topics:

-Money
-the rappers name
-what crimes the rappers thinks he's committed
-the "niggas" he has supposedly killed (popped, capped, etc...)
-how many "bitches" the rappers has slapped
-how famous the rapper is
-how famous the rappper thinks he is
-his gun
-the fact that he can "spit mad rhymes" over stolen music
-how hard being a pimp/gangsta/thug/black man/wigger is

These are only some of the borderline-retarded ideas these morons come up with.

For more information on the hemmorhage-causing phenomenon we know as "Rap", simply look outside, on TV, on the radio, in the news, at your dog, or at San Andreas.

Lastly, a tip from our old friend Chris Rock. If you want to kill someone and get away with it, just stick a demo tape in their pocket when their dead. the police will find the body and the tape and write it off as a rap killing. The body will probably then be incinerated and the police will look into it now more than that.

Some famous rappers include: 50 Cent, Snoop Dog, Ying Yang Twins, Kanye West, etc...
by Spatter Artist February 18, 2006
A rip-off of Coca-Cola, only tastes sweeter. Supposed to make people feel younger. Endorced by rappers, shows semi with hydraulics in commercials. Tastes like shit.
Me: I'll have a Coke please.
Waitress/Waiter: Ok.
<Hands me a Pepsi>
<Waitress'/Waiter's body never found>
by Spatter Artist February 21, 2006
"Homo" with an "e". Cross between homie and homo, once again proving that rappers and their fans are gay.
Some homeos: 50 Cent, Tupac, Snoop Dog
by Spatter Artist February 19, 2006

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