viking metal

An offshoot from black metal heavily centered in norse mythology and rituals. Viking metal is not satanic in nature because of this and deals mostly with Oden, viking warriors and of course epic battle (very cheesy stuff, but effective). The music ususally consists of more "medieval" sounding melodies mixed with the "dark" sounding minors typical of black metal.
Enslaved, Einherjer and Amon Amarth are good viking metal bands.
by Soup Bone April 14, 2005
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turteling

when the tip of your shit pokes out of your asshole,then pop it back in,Like a turtel's head poping out of it's shell.
i got to shit so bad i am turteling.
by soup bone February 05, 2008
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gore grind

A type of heavy metal. Just like grindcore, but played so fast it sounds like white noise with a giant cricket belching "reeeee reeeeee reeee" for the vocal track. Songs usually aren't over 30 seconds long and there is almost always a movie sample or two to go with each one.
Intense Hammer Rage is my favorite gore grind band.
by Soup Bone April 15, 2005
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monk eye

my monk eye is going to shoot white paste.
by soup bone February 05, 2008
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dude man

A little known super hero whose super power is the uncanny ability to spit out stupid cliches faster than a speeding bullet.
Yo bogus dude totally rad tight forreal, homey
by Soup Bone April 15, 2005
mugGet the dude manmug.

muck ring

After you take a shit and wipe your ass you think it's nice and clean only to find out theres still some more in your o ring.
by soup bone September 21, 2013
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feltch

When you blow your load in some chicks ass then her girlfriend slurps the jizz out of her ass with a straw.
why don't you get your straw and feltch my jizz out of her ass
by soup bone September 21, 2013
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