Definitions by SongMonk

monotune 

A song with a melody that mostly repeats a single note with occasional variance to the note above or below it.

Etymology: combination of "monotone" and "tune".

Every Taylor Swift song sounds exactly as boring as the last. They're all monotunes.

monotune by SongMonk January 26, 2010

Pixifood 

Any food substance that is highly pleasant to the taste as a child and tastes shockingly unpleasant once you become an adult.

Coined by Joe Posnanski, the original reference of course being Pixy Stix.

For more info, see:

http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2008/07/29/pixifoods-part-i/

Man, I used to love eating candy corn at Halloween as a kid, but now they taste like sugary ear wax -- a Pixifood if I ever had one.

Pixifood by SongMonk October 20, 2008

HDB 

Hot dog and bun. A term used in competitive eating circles.

In June of 2007, Joey Chestnut set the new world record for hot dog eating by downing 59.5 HDBs in 12 minutes.

HDB by SongMonk July 24, 2007

turducken 

1. A dish comprising a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

2. To put more meaning into something than can reasonably be expected or intended.

1. "Why have a turkey for Thanksgiving when you can have turducken?"

2. Me1: I hope this isn't the winter of Tovar's discontent
Me2: How would we know?
Me1: You know, anger-flakes falling from the sky, grumble-powder all over the ground, the thermometer frigid with annoyance.
Me2: Words fail me at expressing how awfully you've expanded on that metaphor.
Me1: I know what you mean. I turduckened it.
Me2: You what? Wait, I don't want to know.
Me1: I stretched it unnaturally in order to stuff all sorts of random crap in it.
Me2: Please stop.

turducken by SongMonk October 26, 2006