7 definitions by Somerlea

sputzed

The feeling of brain fog you get after a night of intense partying.

"Dude, that was a rad party last night. I drank so much I woke up totally sputzed!"

by Somerlea May 2, 2021

slang dork

An adult who doesn't understand, or know how to use slang correctly, is called a slang dork.

My mom is freaking clueless. She tries to act all cool by using slang, but she always ends up sounding more like a slang dork.

by Somerlea April 17, 2014

freakquake

1. Recoiling in horror.

2. A sudden and intense reaction to fear.

I had a freakquake and dumped my popcorn all over my boyfriend during a scary movie.

by Somerlea June 9, 2011

Besting

Present tense of bested. "Besting" someone is the continuous aspect of beating someone at their own game. Getting the better of your opponent or adversary.

I love besting my frienemy by sleeping with her boyfriend. I know it's naughty, but it makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.

by Somerlea April 2, 2011

kool-aid cheeks

When you blush so easily it's ridiculous, the unfortunate extreme redness that results is called kool-aid cheeks.

When I arrived at the party uninvited, everyone stared at me like some kind of defective. As a result I got kool-aid cheeks.

by Somerlea April 8, 2014

Psychomagician

A Psychologist who is so desperate to diagnose their patient with a nonexistent mental disorder, that they create the illusion of insanity in order to get their patient committed to a mental institution on purpose.

A female mental patient asks a new arrival, "What did you do to get put here?"
"Me? Absolutely nothing. My head Doctor is a Psychomagician who cranially abused me, and then pulled shit out of his ass to get me dumped here!"

by Somerlea December 14, 2013

Decrepitating

Another word used to describe an extremely advanced state of decomposition.

"Did you see that zombie with the decrepitating skin?"
"Yeah, he looked perfectly ripe!"

by Somerlea October 7, 2013