515 definitions by Someone who kinda exists
The origin of ASDFophobia
Patient: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories!
Doctor: When did this all start?
Patient: Well....AAAAHHHHH!!!
Patient: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories!
Doctor: When did this all start?
Patient: Well....AAAAHHHHH!!!
by Someone who kinda exists June 19, 2021
What your history teacher tells you: One of America's greatest presidents who guided us through WW1, and was overall leaps n' bounds better than President Taft.
Reality: A misogynistic twerp who flat-out refused to give women the right to vote, even though the Constitution at the time explicitly stated that "We the People" are to be treated equally.
Reality: A misogynistic twerp who flat-out refused to give women the right to vote, even though the Constitution at the time explicitly stated that "We the People" are to be treated equally.
There's no denying that Woodrow Wilson really helped America during the war. But there's also no denying that he was a woman-hater and a half.
by Someone who kinda exists October 31, 2021
A popular song that has been covered too many times to count. The Creedence Clearwater Revival version is the most popular one.
Left a good job in the city
Working for the man every night and day
But I never lost a minute of sleepin'
Worryin' 'bout the way things might've been
Big wheel keeps on turning
Proud Mary keeps on burning
Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' on the river
Working for the man every night and day
But I never lost a minute of sleepin'
Worryin' 'bout the way things might've been
Big wheel keeps on turning
Proud Mary keeps on burning
Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' on the river
by Someone who kinda exists October 8, 2021
A slang term for depression. (It can refer to either the mental condition, or a crash in the stock market.)
1. "Bob and Mary have had The Big Sad since their son died."
2. "People who lived during The Big Sad were very resilient folks."
2. "People who lived during The Big Sad were very resilient folks."
by Someone who kinda exists November 27, 2021
What the KKK is to white people, BLM is to black people. Despite the fact that it's outright racist by definition, and several of its members have committed egregious acts of terrorism arguably worse than what the KKK has done, it is still not recognized as the racist terrorist group it really is, like the KKK.
Fact: BLM was created because a black man was shot IN SELF-DEFENSE by a cop.
Fact 2: The leader of BLM was arrested for bombing the U.S Capitol, but she was pardoned by Bill Clinton.
Fact 3: BLM has not helped a single black person since its inception.
Fact 4: BLM is responsible for many deadly riots in response to black people being killed by police officers despite the fact that it was proven the officers acted in self-defense every time.
Fact 5: George Floyd deserved it.
Fact 2: The leader of BLM was arrested for bombing the U.S Capitol, but she was pardoned by Bill Clinton.
Fact 3: BLM has not helped a single black person since its inception.
Fact 4: BLM is responsible for many deadly riots in response to black people being killed by police officers despite the fact that it was proven the officers acted in self-defense every time.
Fact 5: George Floyd deserved it.
by Someone who kinda exists June 3, 2022
American actor/filmmaker.
Born Robert John Elias Jr. on June 24, 1936, Robert Downey Sr. first achieved fame as an actor, and later took up filmmaking in the late 1960s. His most notable films are perhaps "Putney Swope" and "Pound," the latter of which starred his five-year-old son, who was none other than -- you guessed it -- Robert Downey Jr.
Downey Sr. retired in the early 2010s after being diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease. He later died from complications of the disease on July 7, 2021. He was 85 years old.
Born Robert John Elias Jr. on June 24, 1936, Robert Downey Sr. first achieved fame as an actor, and later took up filmmaking in the late 1960s. His most notable films are perhaps "Putney Swope" and "Pound," the latter of which starred his five-year-old son, who was none other than -- you guessed it -- Robert Downey Jr.
Downey Sr. retired in the early 2010s after being diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease. He later died from complications of the disease on July 7, 2021. He was 85 years old.
Although he was overshadowed by his son later on in his life, Robert Downey Sr. was definitely always respected for his talent as a filmmaker.
by Someone who kinda exists July 23, 2021
An episode of SpongeBob Squarepants that is entirely focused around making Squidward's life as miserable as possible.
Squidward Torture Porns are among the most reviled episodes of Spongebob. "Good Neighbors", "Ink Lemonade", and "Choir Boys" are generally considered the three worst STP's.
by Someone who kinda exists May 9, 2022